• Our software update is now concluded. You will need to reset your password to log in. In order to do this, you will have to click "Log in" in the top right corner and then "Forgot your password?".
  • Welcome to PokéCommunity! Register now and join one of the best fan communities on the 'net to talk Pokémon and more! We are not affiliated with The Pokémon Company or Nintendo.
    Register

Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

Aslan

Aslan

3,105
Posts
11
Years
    • she/her
    • Seen May 23, 2023
    Magikarp of course! Originally a poketrainer, the poor orange fish was condemned to a fate of eternal splashing after his humiliating defeat against a wild Caterpie. :(

    Why does a Joltik weigh more than a Metagross?
     
    Hyzenthlay

    Hyzenthlay

    [span=font-size: 16px; font-family: cinzel; color:
    7,807
    Posts
    11
    Years
    • It wants to get fat for hibernation. :)

    Why can't my Ferrothorn learn Soft-Boiled? :'(
     
    Lycanthropy

    Lycanthropy

    [cd=font-family:Special Elite;font-size:16px;color
    11,037
    Posts
    10
    Years
    • They have no eyes and can't see others, so it's fair if others can't see them because of the cave darkness.

    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swellow?
     

    Winter

    [color=#bae5fc][font="Georgia"]KAMISATO ART: SOUME
    8,321
    Posts
    9
    Years
    • V = np^2, where n is the number of pokeballs, and p is the weight of Mt Silver.

    Why does Rhydon have Lightningrod?
     
    Hyzenthlay

    Hyzenthlay

    [span=font-size: 16px; font-family: cinzel; color:
    7,807
    Posts
    11
    Years
    • To catch lightning-fast Pokemon. 8)

    Why can't my Shinx stay Shinx forever but with the power of Luxray? :c
     
    Aslan

    Aslan

    3,105
    Posts
    11
    Years
    • she/her
    • Seen May 23, 2023
    Because it'd eventually end up losing to a level 5 Snivy like a certain electric rodent in the anime!

    Why can't you just capture pokemon with apricorns instead of turning them into pokeballs?
     
    Hyzenthlay

    Hyzenthlay

    [span=font-size: 16px; font-family: cinzel; color:
    7,807
    Posts
    11
    Years
    • Because you might end up eating one. D:

    Why did I delete my Blue Rescue Team file a while ago when it was awesome? >_<
     
    Nidorina of Time Lord

    Nidorina of Time Lord

    Waiting for the Sun to come...
    796
    Posts
    9
    Years
    • A psychic Pokémon used mind control and made you delete it. (Annoying little buggers!)

    Why did I breed my Bayleef on Crystal?
    Spoiler:
     
    Aslan

    Aslan

    3,105
    Posts
    11
    Years
    • she/her
    • Seen May 23, 2023
    Because it's secretly Arceus's offspring and a god in disguise! They didn't want Dunsparce to seem suspicious amongst all the others so they gave him a cute appearance with wings to match.

    Why can't Metapod learn anything other than Harden?
     
    Nidorina of Time Lord

    Nidorina of Time Lord

    Waiting for the Sun to come...
    796
    Posts
    9
    Years
    • Mewtwo thinks he is surperior, so he erased the scientists memories and made it appear that he was discovered first .

    Why does Brock make soup three meals a day, every day?
     
    You must log in or register to reply here.
    Back
    Top