Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Pokemon Style!)

[jokestr2004]

He steals it from Koga, its all over the news you fool!

Whats teh difference between a Bananer and a ScytherrrRr?!!?!?!?

 

[AngelWolfie]

A banana is yellow, a scyther is not unless it fell into a septic tank 0o;;

Why is my computer telling me to do the chicken dance?

 

[Jirachi3]

Becuse thats not about pokemon.

Why are you so stupid?

 

[ryrygt]

cuz an eggsecutor threw a coconut on him....(sorry if i can't spell it right)

is there a mewthree???

 

[Amy-chan]

Yes,but to get it you need mew4,which you can't get..

Why did Eevee turn into a rock?

 

[ryrygt]

so he could have another evoltion......it's called rockeon...

if pikachu was president what laws would he make???

 

[Fox_Die]

cheese would be an illegal substance

Why is pikachu small?

 

[ryrygt]

eats small cheese...he's a small guy...(WHO BROUGHT UP THIS STUPID CHEESE STUFF ANYWAY......*sigh* but i guess i'm using it too....i'm guilty.....)

whos the oldest pokemon???

 

[Intuition]

professor Oak.. Who changed into a human when he catched bulbasaur

 

[Masterofthelight]

Misty's shoe.

What's Ash's shoe size?

 

[ryrygt]

it's a size 22...like i see ash trip over his shoes every episode almost...

wut would yugioh and pokemon be like fused???

 

[lil' jose]

like the end of the world!

why does pokemon eat bill gates?

 

[ryrygt]

cuz the pokemon want to crush all of microsofts competition so ppl will buy more gameboys then buy more pokemon games....(duh)

which pokemon would want to eat bill gates first and why???

 

[jokestr2004]

Pssh, YOU of course, because I rule the world...

Am Groudon a DiGiMoNnnnnnnnN?

 

[ryrygt]

yes cuz he stopped in the name of love...

who, what, where, why, and when???

 

[Imakuni?]

who: imakuni? wat: alien where: y do u wanna know... stalker why: cuz i said!
when: now.

 

[Jirachi3]

I dunno...

What the heck did you just say?

 

[Shinin]

a rabbit died

what is the meaning of life?

 

[ryrygt]

the meaning is simple my dear boy *takes out a smoking pipe* well we are all PAWNS IN A GAME OF CHESS, TEHSE TWO GUYS CALLED NAR AND CHICKADEE ARE PLAYING A VERY LONG GAME....NO ONE KNOWS WHEN THE GAME WILL END...and that my dear boy is why i eat cheese...

if raichu evolved wut would it look like and wut would his name be???

 

[Imakuni?]

pikablu and it would be a waxing two headed baby!

i wish i wish i hadnt killed that fish why?