Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Pokemon Style!)

[ScArLetSkye]

'Course it can! Except it has to wait for it to be a cresent moon, 'cause then it tastes like a croissant! ^^

Can Ash turn purple?

 

[Jirachi3]

:laugh: If he eats your cooking he can! :laugh:

Why did pikachu whizz on Ash's pokedex then blame it on Brock?

 

[ryrygt]

cuz thatz the way the world goes round silly goose

are narnians pokemon too???

 

[jynx]

Course! Everything on earth is Pokemon!!

Does Carole Boston Weatherford and Psyduck have the same amount of IQ?

 

[ryrygt]

nope, cuz everyone is different, no two ppl are the same.

why don't pokemon wear spike shoes ??

 

[IceKitten]

Because they would tickle

Why can't Salamence learn Ice Beam?

 

[BlackDragonite]

because salamence thinks that the ice beam will eat him in his sleep.

Is mareep a basic pokemon?

 

[Shinin]

no, its a stage 43

why do charizard chase hares?

 

[ryrygt]

cuz it saw a cartoon and got the idea that to be cool you have to chase things....(hares)

am i the best pokemon trainer???

 

[T-Master]

No, because I am. T_T

Why did the dead Pikachu cross the road? o_O;;

 

[Timbjerr]

cuz it was really a Gyarados

Who is Mewtwo's brother?

 

[usami]

Zapdos can't you see the resemblance >_>.
What does Pichu evolve into? XD.

 

[fudge01]

MAN THATS AN EASY ONE of course it evolves into igglybuff they look exactly the same
What are pokemon?

 

[usami]

Simple there umm...Very slow monters XD.
What is the purpose of the water stone?

 

[Flygon trainer]

To turn you into water

why does Bagon commit suicide?

 

[Jirachi3]

because I told him to.

Why is everything pokemon?

 

[Timbjerr]

cuz yo' Momma!

Why can't Diglett fly?

 

[Jacob Madrox]

because I grabbed an axe

why is gyrados small?

 

[Timbjerr]

cuz Magikarp slapped him too many times

Why is Ash's Pikachu the spawn of Satan?

 

[Jacob Madrox]

Because I am too!

why am I the spawn of satan?