Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer!

[THIRTY-SIX]

i dont speak alien O.o or english

is that your hand on my girlfriend? i wish youd do that again, ill watch you leaving limping :P
so is it?

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[viridian doubletongue]

No it's actually my whole arm.

Originally posted by Me
Can you think of a stupid answer?

 

[Amy-chan]

No....unless....the stilt thieves....

Can you hear the drums Fernando?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Nope only djembe drums.

What happened to pocoyo?

 

[Amy-chan]

He...uh.... was eaten. By sharks.

Is the Microwave ebil?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

No only what's indide it.

What is inside it?

 

[Amy-chan]

A twisted heart made of a black, leather-bound book.

Where on earth did this answer come from?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Your boundless imagination

What is that *points somewhere*.

 

[Amy-chan]

A turkey! *runs*

Have you heard?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

No I haven't

Heard what?

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

you know!!! dont tell me you dont know,
do i have to explain it to you?
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[MAR Heaven]

Yes you do!

Why are there monkeys in the Ocean?

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

the celbrities took over the jungle
why did they take over?

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[MAR Heaven]

Because Donkey Kong Ran away

Why is the sky blue?

 

[jimbobjo]

because i said for it to be

why is my cat fat?

 

[Amy-chan]

Because....you fed him too many little children. O.o

Are you SURE the sky is blue?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

No it is orange on wednesdays.

Is it me or is existence too random?

 

[Amy-chan]

Yeah, it is. I mean, it's so complex and organized, it HAS to be random!

*turns on interrogation spotlight* Where were you tomorrow?

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

i answered that yesterday
wheres my charmander?
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[Dogboy2709]

in a vending machine

Where were you on the day of today?