Ask A Stupid Question

[vanillte1]

no.

why do I exist?

 

[Ahri]

The ghost of Christmas past.

Why is there a bong in the middle of the hallway?

 

[JesteR]

Leeroy Jenkins!

Where am I?

 

[Galmar]

In a helicopter

Do you like it?

 

[Emboar]

No!

Am I eligible for the senior discount?

 

[Emboar]

Trick question, you don't.

Is it Christmas yet?

 

[Galmar]

No


Am I posting this post?

 

[Emboar]

No, your ghost is.

Where is the car?

 

[Galmar]

In hell

Where is the internet?

 

[Emboar]

Nowhere!

What's bigger, a trumpet, or a tuba?

 

[Galmar]

They are both unknown sizes.


Did you do it?

 

[Emboar]

No, of course not. I'm just a sweet old lady.

Are candy canes sweet?

 

[Emboar]

No, it's pepper lettuce.

Where does cabbage grow?

 

[Emboar]

We don't, we're just programmed by half-dead monkeys to think we need it.

Can I build a merry-go-round for the monkeys?

 

[Netto Azure]

No, it's a barrel of monkeys.

Should I fry an egg?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

Only if it's spicy.


What's inside your mouth?

 

[Emboar]

Food! Om nom nom

What is a square?

 

[Emboar]

Over there!

Can you please do it?

 

[Emboar]

You're too late, pizza time was over 30 minutes ago.

Where's my water?

 

[Kirito-kun]

Maybe
How many donuts are there in a box of donuts?