Ask A Stupid Question

[Sopheria]

To Disney World!

How can my nose run if it has no feets?

 

[Metricus]

You can't prove that it doesn't have them just because you've never seen them.

What's the square root of a hypotenuse?

 

[isthatyoudan]

You get a coupon for a free car wash. Good job.

Where can I get a frickin' shark with a frickin' laser beam attached to its head?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

At your garage.

Does 2 + 2 = fish?

 

[Sopheria]

Only on Friday during Lent.

Why you ackin' so cray cray?

 

[pastel_fallout]

Because I ate my Magikarp.

CHOCOLATE?!?!

 

[Flakey Bear]

It's now black.

Why this text is in white?

 

[Blueredemption]

Because you like inverse stuffs

Why am i eating salsa with a side of chips?

 

[Nakala Pri]

Because all dog's are blue now. ;~;

Why do human's have feet?

 

[Sopheria]

For kicking butt, of course!

Why the ocean?

 

[Nakala Pri]

Because if it were hot chocolate you'd burn yourself when you dive. :X

Why do I feel... like a banana? ;~;

 

[Fernbutter]

Maybe its just cause your peeling it

How do I buy pokemon.

 

[Nakala Pri]

With lots of Poke you get from Pokemon. :O

Why do my feet smell weird?

 

[Sopheria]

Cause you've been wearing gumboots.

How can her feet smell if they don't have a nose?

 

[Nakala Pri]

Because pigs fly! :D

Should I throw up?

 

[Flakey Bear]

On the trash can. It's more safe.

Why is this girl dancing at a strawberry?

 

[pastel_fallout]

Because in her universe, strawberries rule the world.

Why am I eating a BLT?

 

[Sopheria]

Because bacon is delicious.

Why applesauce?

 

[pastel_fallout]

Because apples.

Why can't I get my Eevee to eat bacon?

 

[Nakala Pri]

Because it's a vegetarian! :D

Why do fish have braaaaaaaaains?