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To answer the first 3 questions:
1. Because cats. Just cats.
2. No, that would be impossible due to the isosceles triangle congruence theorem.
3. Because Gamefreak doesn't recognize it's own genius.
Where were you on the night of the 23rd at approximately 6:30 pm?