Attempt to Kill Uberchu {READ 1ST POST}

[Kamakazai]

Here's how it works. Were going to try to kill Ash's Pikachu (Uberchu) using objects we find in every day life. Uberchu starts out with 100% HP. You may not use things the average person doesn't have such as nukes and fighter jets. The first poster says their attempt and then the second poster says if it succeds or not. Uberchu can only take a maximum of 5% damage per attempt. You may not use fictional animals, people, or objects. THAT INCLUDES POKEMON! You must state uberchu's location for your attempt. Every time an attempt fails uberchu gains 1% HP. Now its time for an example.

Spoiler:

Post 1: Lacation: My Backyard/HP: 100%
I try to cut off Uberchu's tail with my Hedge Cutters.

Post 2: Attempt: Failed/HP: 101%
Uberchu uses Iron Tail and Breaks your Headge Cutters!

Location: The Highway
I try to run over Uberchu with my SUV.

Post 3: Attempt: Success/HP: 100%
You hit uberchu and his HP drops!

Location: The Highway
I try to run over Uberchu in my Tank!

Post 4: ILLEGAL MOVE!
Most people here don't have tanks!

and so on.

Okay I think its hightime to get this train rolling... I'll go first...

Location: The mall/HP: 100%

I throw a brick at Uberchu!

 

[The Bringer!]

Uberchu dodges the poorly thrown brick!
Uberchu: 101% HP

Location: Under my foot, Mario style =D
I step on Uberchu with my heavy snow boots!

 

[Kamakazai]

Attemp: Success HP: 97%

You squish Uberchu like a goomba but he paralyzes you with static! You lose 100 points! /random

Location: Anime Store
I grab a large sword and take a swing at uberchu!

edit: I edited the first post letting you to do up to 5% damage.

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Attempt: Success! HP: 92%

You cut Uberchu's tail off.

Location: On the moon.

I grab a pie and throw it in Uberchu's fayse face.

 

[Pheonix987]

attempt:fail

uberchu hurls it back at you

uberchu:93%

location: in front of a desk, my home

i plan to squish uberchu with the desk

 

[Messy]

SUccess (90%)

location: in the cemetery

I plan to bury umberchu!

 

[machomuu]

Attempt: Fail... HP: 91%

Uberchu dug itself back to the surface.

Location:Rock Factory

Throw rocks at Uberchu since he has no tail to deflect them with.

 

[wolf]

Attempt: Fail. HP: 91%

He dodged them all with Double Team.

Location: In a house.

I slap his red cheeks until he is dead. lol

 

[XxZer0xX]

Attempt: FAIL! HP: 92%
Uberchu uses Double-Slap to counter-slap you across the face, launching you across the room.

Location: In a pirate ship.
The white latex glove of slapping doom! 'Nuff said.

 

[machomuu]

Attempt: Fail. HP: 91%

He dodged them all with Double Team.

Location: In a house.

I slap his red cheeks until he is dead. lol

Attempt: FAIL! HP: 92%
Uberchu uses Double-Slap to counter-slap you across the face, launching you across the room.

Location: In a pirate ship.
The white latex glove of slapping doom! 'Nuff said.

BTW, When I failed, it should have been 92%, so now it's 93% and not 92%

 

[XxZer0xX]

BTW, When I failed, it should have been 92%, so now it's 93% and not 92%

You still need to fail or succeed mine and make an attempt again.

 

[Seadiga]

Loctation:My room

I throw my lamp at Uberchu in a attempt to over electrify him and make him explode

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

He asorbs it
Pikachu:98%
Location: Starwars Convention
I hit Pikachu with a fake Light saber

 

[Seadiga]

Fail
Location:Dapto Mall
I hit him over the head with Wendy's Super Cold Ice-Cream!

 

[IcePokemonRox]

Location: school i grab some explosive chemicals and i spill the chemicals on uberchu and uberchu turns into a mutant monster haha try destroying him now haha

 

[Alice]

Hmm... well since Ice left out whether the other succeeded or not I'll just do that part for both of them.

Seadiga's Attempt: Success because electric types are weak against Ice.

Uberchu health: 95%

IcePokemonRox's attempt: Failure because schools don't carry chemicals capable of doing that.

Uberchu health: 96%


MY attempt: Location - balloon and sharp object sore: I shoot a red balloon bazooka at uberchu (from episode where ash gets charmander in anime) and pop it while he's inside, seriously damaging his hearing!

 

[ANARCHit3cht]

Attempt Success- Uberchu-91%

Location- The Ghetto:
With a bunch of gang buddies we go and open fire in a drive by at Uberchu's house.

 

[Raibutai]

Continuing...

Failed - HP: 92%
Uberchu uses Protect, and bounces your bullets back at you!

Location: Pizza Hut
I take some pickles and anchovies and throw them at Uberchu's mouth!

 

[Gymnotide]

Continuing...

Failed - HP: 92%
Uberchu uses Protect, and bounces your bullets back at you!

Location: Pizza Hut
I take some pickles and anchovies and throw them at Uberchu's mouth!

Success - HP: 93% (Poisoned)

Location: Outside Pizza Hut
Uberchu is poisoned by the pickles! Uberchu takes 5% damage from poison!
Uberchu eats the anchovies hungrily. Being a beast of the inferno, it regenerates from the poison damage.

*throws the next poster at Uberchu and then swiftly runs away*

 

[Alice]

Success - HP: 93% (Poisoned)

Location: Outside Pizza Hut
Uberchu is poisoned by the pickles! Uberchu takes 5% damage from poison!
Uberchu eats the anchovies hungrily. Being a beast of the inferno, it regenerates from the poison damage.

*throws the next poster at Uberchu and then swiftly runs away*

Still outside of Pizza Hut: Uses Flame Wheel while being thrown and hits uberchu.