Jigsawsbuck didn't know what hit him. His whole life he had sought to bring people together. That was all he wanted. Dio didn't care though, he broke through the door to Jigsawsbuck's forest cabin easily with the power of meme, jammed a vest over his head for some reason, then filled him with buckshot.
Then McIntyre walked past.
"This seems like a good time to PARTAAAYYYYY" he screamed. The man in the bedazzled white jumpsuit began dancing majestically in a manner that looks suspiciously like a Skype emoji. Slowly, all across the UG, people bearing a strange tentacle-in-a-tap-shoe tattoo began to dance just like him - but not nearly as epicly. Soon a robot, a ghost, a man with low standards and even Dio himself were dancing along with their new leader.
GAME OVER. McINTYRE AND THEIR DANCERS WIN.
VICTORY GOES TO KITTY, ABBY, JOHNNY, SALZORRAH AND PECILIA.[/span]