Ban The Person Above You! (Don't take it literally!)

[Aquacorde]

Banned for probably not knowing anything about Discworld.

 

[Maraala]

Banned for knowing probably everything about Discworld

 

[Aquacorde]

Banned for acting like this is a bad thing.

 

[alisaie]

Banned for probably knowing which book the quote in my signature is from.

 

[The_Original_Raitan]

Banned for your name including Binary. (Reason? : 01000010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100110 01100101 01101100 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110100)

 

[Aquacorde]

Banned for assuming that- Hey, that's from Reaper Man.

Banned for ninja'ing me.

 

[The_Original_Raitan]

Banned for falsely assuming ninjahood. (If I was a ninja, I'd be making multiple posts within seconds that no one would see.)

 

[Aquacorde]

Banned for not interpreting using the forum's generally agreed on definition of a ninja.

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Banned, because I meant to make some witty comment about The Smart One, but you beat me to it. Edit: Time paradox! Never mind.

 

[Aquacorde]

Banned for banning me right after I went to bed.

 

[Opposite Day]

Banned for not going to bed in the seamstresses' guild.

 

[Aquacorde]

Banned because I was up all night working. Sewing buttons and patching holes in socks, the works.

 

[Opposite Day]

Banned for being the one person in the seamstresses guild that actually does any sewing. Oh well, at least you're practical for the occasions when people turn up with clothes that need any patching, way not to take a hint.

 

[Aquacorde]

Banned for assuming I only do sewing. ;) Never said what I was doing all day, did I?

 

[Opposite Day]

Banned for being a vampire. back to uberwald with youuu

 

[Aquacorde]

Banned for assuming one is a vampire, when one has simply been taking cues from his Lordship.

 

[Opposite Day]

Banned for adopting the vampire accent and switching back to ankh-morpork accent when agiated. Way to set a trap.

besides who would willingly socialize with lord Vetinari but a vampire

 

[Aquacorde]

Banned for assuming only vampires willingly socialize with his Lordship- the nobles of Ankh do so, as does his aunt. Admittedly, relatives don't really count.

 

[Opposite Day]

Banned for believing the lie that the nobles publically spread due to the fact that they all fear getting dismantled by him regardless of the situation. Give me proof that anyone but vampires have searched out Vetinari and actually walked out of an argument with anything close to a result that they expected.

EDIT: any noble but Carrot

 

[Aquacorde]

Banned for not considering Munstrum Ridcully, who is admittedly not a noble, but on an equal tier of the social hierarchy.