Ban the user above you!

[Emboar]

Banned because this is my 1900th post.

 

[Yukari]

Banned for having numbers in your username.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

You're banned because I forgot to take my medicine, so everything is screwy today.

 

[Yukari]

Banned for forgetting to take your medicine.

 

[Emboar]

Banned for living in Kentucky.

 

[AriArk]

Banned for being in the Illuminati
Proof?
Your post count at the time I am writing is 1903
1903 + 101 = 2004
It was 2004 10 years ago
You have a Serebii forum account
Serebii has 7 letters in it
10 - 7 = 3
A triangle has 3 sides
Illuminati = a triangle

User 101 = Illuminati Confirmed

 

[Emboar]

Banned because you're the one that's in the Illuminati

Your post count is 75
Your name has 6 letters in it
75 - 6 = 69
You posted your message at 6:29 my time
29 - 6 = 23
69 / 23 = 3
A triangle has 3 sides
Illuminati = triangle

AriArk = Illuminati confirmed

 

[AriArk]

Banned because you just revealed the Illuminati's biggest secret

 

[Emboar]

Banned because I just ate food.

 

[AriArk]

Banned for eating food

 

[Emboar]

Banned for posting about the Illuminati.

 

[AriArk]

Banned because your username is an odd number

 

[Emboar]

Banned because I just sneezed.

 

[AriArk]

Banned for posting 22.1976744186 times more posts than me on this forum, so far

 

[Emboar]

Banned because I like sandwiches.

 

[Warspirit]

banned for still talking about food >_>

 

[Emboar]

Banned 'cause I got Pokemon Omega Ruby for Christmas.

 

[Warspirit]

banned because it's 4 more days until christmas

 

[Emboar]

Banned because I already celebrated Christmas.

 

[AriArk]

Banned because why have you already celebrated christmas?