Base Stats of a Human

[ChaosZakkimon]

Hmm, that's a tough one.
I say about:
Hp: 60
Attack:65
Def:45
SpAtk:2
Spdef:2
Speed:40

But then Human's have the special ability Adrenaline
Adrenaline: Upon taking any type of damage, this pokemon's Attack and Defence triple and Spdef equals 60.

We also have the special move LSD which boost Atk and Def and Spdef by 4 stages but toxic poisons this pokemon.

 

[Alice]

HP: 1
Attack: 1
Defence: 1
Special: 1
Speed: 1

Seriously, compared to pokemon, humans are unbelievable fragile. lol

 

[Amore]

Nice idea mate...but seriously? Get some insulated gloves, drop kick a Pikachu, and it's going to hurt every bit as much as drop-kicking a giant regular mouse xD

Just saying....I'm violent towards rodents xD

 

[Alice]

^ Well, realistically, the gloves wouldn't protect you, since Pikachu can control the path of it's electricity.

 

[Amore]

Ok....so, even better, wear insulated gloves, grab it by the tail, swing it around and let loose?!

I know it can control its' electricity, but everything bar the games (which are limited due to sprites not moving that much and attacks always coming from the same point on the screen) it's seen that Pikachu's electrical attacks come from his tail, so surely insulating yourself from that means you'll be fine? You then need to quickly make sure you've got skin touching the earth to let the inevitable Thunderbolt hitting you as it flies away dissipate into the ground....

 

[Luck]

If we are students at Hogwarts, we have high special attack.

But at Hogwarts there's Vlodemort and da death deelers D:

HP: 90
Attack: 70
Defense: 60
Special Attack: 50
Special Defense: 10(?)
Speed: 100

Personally, I'd like to think that Special stats are your mental state, and knowing that Scientology is a popular cult, I wouldn't be surprised if the average special defense for humans was really low.

 

[GameFortress]

our defense would be way low. We're fleshy noobs who would get pwnt by the first thing that used tackle on us.

 

[Lord_Storm]

HP: 100 - Human bodies can take a lot more than we think.
ATK: 40-70 - Some of us are insanely strong
DEF: 60-100 - As I stated before, human bodies are very strong.
SP ATK: 1-100 - Some people are braindead, others are geniuses like Alakazam
SP DEF: 50-110 - Simply the power of taking insults
SPD:1-220 - From a fat man to Usain Bolt

 

[Random Man2]

HP: 30
Attack: 40
Defense: 5
Special Attack: 0
Special Defense: 1
Speed: 50

 

[Headfirst For Halos]

HP: 50
Atk: 10
Def: 10
Sp. Atk: 1006
Sp. Def: -1006
Speed: 50

Sp. Def shows how much faith in humanity I have.

 

[Butterfree-Charizard]

HP: 50
Attack: 50
Defense: 40
Special Attack: 190
Special Defense: 100
Speed: 70

 

[the :D]

HP: 100.. we can sorta take hits, what with body armour and such, though that would probably be a hold item
ATTACK: 70 or so. we're not like the dragon thingies. (with all the things that humans have access to, it could be over 9000, just saying)
DEFENSE: 80. nothing to say.
SP. ATTACK: no. because no. 10.
SP. DEFENSE: some, I guess. 30.
SPEED: human formes...? 10 - 120.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

HP: 80 (but items can change)
Attack: 65 (but items can change)
Defense: 50 (but items can change)
Sp. Attack: 85
Sp. Defense: 50 (but items can change)
Speed: 60 (but items can change)

Items like weapons (+att, possibly speed and/or defense), armours (+defense, possibly attack, maybe lowering speed) and other stuff will just show the adaptability of humankind. However, nothing can change how smart we are, as is the case atm.

To further show said adaptability, a Human's total EV count can be 21020, double that of a normal Pokemon. Furthermore, one stat can have 510 EVs in it, also double the amount of a normal Pokemon. Even more, Humans can have 62 IVs each (double the normal amount again), to show the individuality of humans. Also, Spinda Factor but for humans (ie. pretty much every single "Human" you can encounter will be different).