Blame the NP!

[Spinor]

WHAT!? I was planning to give it's liver to you for x-mas but i guess you don't want it! Speaking of christmas, NP KILLED SANTA CLAUSE!

 

[Man of Faith]

I TOLD you that was an accident... But the NP drowned several fire-type pokemon! D:

 

[Azonic]

Well, they started it! >:O

But wait, the next person ate my brain!!! :O

 

[Man of Faith]

^What brain do you speak of?! :O BURN! ... Sorry...

BUT WAIT! The NP beat the easter bunny with a shovel! *gasp*

 

[Myoko-chan]

It was fun seeing all that blood coming out of the oversized rabbit.

But The NP is worse. The NP poked a faint Torchic with a stick until it died!

 

[Man of Faith]

LIES! SLANDER! ... It wasn't fainted... :[

But guess what the NP did! The NP raped Pikachu! D:

 

[Short Bus Mafia]

...yeah...well...[cough]...the NP kicked my dog!
D<

 

[Azonic]

Wait that was your dog??? I thought it was your moth - nvm

Either way, the NP still wore three layers today!!! THATS A CRIME YOUNG MAN!!! >:O

 

[Alter Ego]

Wha-?! Hey, I already told you that I was pressured into that! The NP threatened to mess up the punctuation of every post on these forums if I refused! *Points at NP* 'Fess up, ebil person! >O

 

[Hinamori_Momo]

Well, I am ebil, but I didn't do what the NP did!

Besides, the NP also kidnapped Asian Kung-Fu Generation and held them for ransom for a random and nonsense number!

 

[Azonic]

. . . come again?

But whatever, the next person batnapped Mr. Batman!!! >:O

~ Azonic

 

[Man of Faith]

No... More lies! I didn't batnap him! D: I just killed his parents...

Besides... The NP was Abe Lincoln's REAL assasssin! d:

Ha! I told! No more secrets!

 

[Spinor]

NO! I'm the Grandchild of the assasin for the last time! But then again...

NP MURDERED MARTIN LUTHER KING!