Today, I start my game in Ruby. I start
by listening to Birch's lecture about Pokémon. I named myself Brendan because I was too lazy to think of something else. After Birch's intro, I found myself
inside a freakin' truck.
(What kind of mother lets her child to stay in the back of the truck?!)
After doing all the boring stuff at my home, I went to May's. After talking to her mother, I went to her room. I saw May packing her items until she saw me
stalking her xD. Anyway, I went outside, headed north, saw a boy who said someone's shouting and found Birch getting raped by a Poochyena. He told me to get
a Pokémon from his bag, and I knew I was going to pick Mudkip but another Pokémon replaced Torchic in Birch's bag.
(BAGON?!)
My hacking skills are awesome! Sure Bagon isn't in my body group but it's evolutions are. Anyway, I picked Bagon. I expected at least one non-damaging move
from Bagon but he has no damaging moves! Awesome! So, the battle was easy, as always. Only two Rage attacks killed it. After the battle, Birch thanked me and
forced me to see May. I battled a Wurmple, then a Zigzagoon and I healed up. I talked to the mart guy in Oldale Town just for a freakin' potion. Then, I grinded
Bagon to level 6 and stalked May again until she saw me. She wanted to battle me, so I did. The battle was easy, took Mudkip down with a couple of Rage attacks.
I healed up and went back to the lab. Birch rewarded me with a Pokédex and May gave me Pokéballs. I went out of that stinky lab to get some air. Mom gave me
Running shoes. What is it with people giving stuff!? Anyway, I like it when the give up their prized possesions to me. So, I headed for Route 102 and battled
some stinky, weak trainers and beated their Pokémon. I arrived Petalburg City and went to the gym and saw my dad. He talked about things until Wally butted
in.
(FIGHT! FIGHT!)
Hehe...I'd like to see the poor kid fight xD. Never mind that, I battled weak trainers again. In one of those battles, Bagon made its way to level 9 and he learned
Leer, which is useless. I've seen lots of Zigzagoon and Poochyena recently, and they're part of my body group. However, I refuse to catch them because. Just
because. Anyway, I made it to Petalburg Woods to grind there a little bit. Also, I hacked a Pokémon there.
(An Espeon! I better make things back to normal before everyone gets an Espeon..)
Okay, right after I got an Espeon, I hacked everything back to normal. So I went back to the early routes to grind Espeon. Now I made it back to the forest with a
level 7 Espeon. I headed to the exit until I saw a Devon guy about to be beaten up by a smelly grunt. The grunt wanted me to battle him, and after the battle..I
got a level 8 Espeon. Finally, I arrived at Rustboro. I decided to go east to find a Skitty. Finally! I got a female Skitty! Now I decided to go to the gym, but I won't
battle the gym leader yet..
(Like Skitty's gonna return the favor.)
That was a gym trainer btw.
Badges:
Pokemon:
Bagon Lv. 12 ♂
- Rage
- Bite
- Leer
- ________
Espeon Lv. 12♀
- Tackle
- Cut
- Helping Hand
- Sand Attack
Skitty Lv. 9♀
-Tackle
-Growl
-Tail Whip
-Attract
Maybe I have to make my pictures smaller next time...