Bodily Disfunctions [insert petilil here]

[FlayedTree]

Pokemon Gold
Bodily Disfunctions
Update 1

I talked with old Professor Oak and found out I'm headed on a POKEMON ADVENTURE!!!! After telling this old man my name was Gold, I found myself in my room. I went downstairs, and was greeted by my lovely mother. She asked me what day of the week it was and was it daylight savings. I answered her no, and she gave me back my pokegear! Afterwards I head to Professor Elm's lab, where he as requested my presence. I head over and the professor lets me take one of the three pokemon! I'm stunned and soon realize he wants me to run an errand for him. So after receiving my task, I happily obliged, as I could travel with a totodile. When I reached Cherrygrove I found myself talking with this old man, and after his tour he gave me the map for my pokegear! Outstanding, how everyone is so kind!

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I continued my journey towards Mr. Pokemon. Once I had reached him, I saw Professor Oak standing next to him. They both introduced themselves to me and I happily accepted the pokemon egg and the pokedex. Upon leaving Mr. Pokemon estate I received a call and on the other side Professor Elm sounded troubled and worried. So I hurried back through the grass and Cherrygrove City. As I was making an exit of Cherrygrove, I was confronted by this rude trainer, by the name of Silver. He challenged me to a battle, and I accepted. I had easily won and he ran off with his tail between his legs.

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As I stepped into the professor's lab I saw him speaking with an officer. I ran up to ask what had happened. Apparently the fellow I had met before coming to New Bark Town, was the thief. I reported him as a trainer named Silver. After the commotion had settled down, I told the professor what I had gained during my travel to Mr. Pokemon. Astonished that I was caring a pokedex the professor told me to challenge the pokemon gyms and become a powerful trainer.

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Thus completes my first update! Sorry about it being so short and nothing really happening, but typing it took some time and I should be able to update it soon. My plan is to catch poliwag, drowzee, oddish, and then finally tyrogue. Hopefully in my next update I'll be able to catch the first 3 pokemon because they are close in terms of location. But tyrogue on the other hand is just before heading to kanto so I'll be able to use him on the 8th gym, elite four, and the kanto gyms.

 

[vaporeon7]

Bodily Disfunctions - Pokémon Yellow
Chapter 7: Hot and Cold!

I left Saffron City after healing my Pokemon. I flew to Fuchsia City and then went south where I trained my Pokemon by defeating all the swimmers. I then flew to Pallet Town and went south again, defeating all the fishermen and swimmers. I reached Cinnabar Island, healed and then went east to defeat more trainers. After all of that I went back to Cinnabar Island and I then went into the Burned Mansion. I wandered around. I found a statue. It had a secret button...

(Press it..? Who wouldn't?)


I wandered through the mansion collecting items. I then reached garden opening thingy where I found the Secret Key. I then used an Escape Rope to get out quickly. I then healed my Pokemon and headed for the gym. I went in and answered all the questions wrong.

(Yes, I believe I have taught my Rhyhorn it.)


I then reached the Blaine and started a battle.

(Piece of cake.)


The battle was over really quickly. I swept his whole team with Vappy, and its Surf. Arcanine managed to survive one hit. But it then quickly fell to a second. I beat Blaine, earning me the Volcano Badge.

(Arcanine used Reflect, great use of your last chance Blaine.)


Pokemon:

Alterna Lv. 50
- Thunderbolt
- Quick Attack
- Thunder
- Thunder Wave

Sydian Lv. 50
- Take Down
- Mega Drain
- Leech Seed
- Razor Leaf

Vappy Lv. 50
- Ice Beam
- Acid Armour
- Surf
- Quick Attack

Touko Lv. 50
- Fire Blast
- Fire Spin
- Stomp
- Horn Drill

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[Meganium]

I thought long and hard about this, but with the free time I have right now...I've finally decided to declare this my first challenge. Sign me up, please!

Username: Meganium90
Game: Pokemon Silver Version
Body type: Pokémon with a bipedal, tailed form.

 

[vaporeon7]

Bodily Disfunctions - Pokémon Yellow
Chapter 7: Battling the boss!

I flew to Viridian City and went straight to the gym. I went around and defeated all the weak gym trainers and then healed before my final gym battle. I went up to the gym leader and it was the boss. I started the battle with Mervyn Giovanni. His Dugtrio went down super quickly. Next was his Persian, who didn't last long either.

(I thought the boss had a Mudkip and a Magikarp.)


I then battled a Nidoqueen who Vappy defeated quickly and then a Nidoking who also fell fast. His last Pokemon was a Rhydon. I used Sydian who used a Mega Drain which was the end of it.

(And you're the boss.)


He gave me the Earth Badge for winning. The boss said he would disband Team Rocket forever after being beaten by one of his executives.

(Oh great, now I'm jobless.)


Pokemon:

Alterna Lv. 51
- Thunderbolt
- Quick Attack
- Thunder
- Thunder Wave

Sydian Lv. 51
- Take Down
- Mega Drain
- Leech Seed
- Razor Leaf

Vappy Lv. 51
- Ice Beam
- Acid Armour
- Surf
- Quick Attack

Touko Lv. 51
- Fire Blast
- Fire Spin
- Stomp
- Horn Drill

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[Meganium]

Bodily Dysfunctions - Pokemon Silver

Day 1 – May 20, 2011 11:30 PM

Hello. My name is Megan, and I'm starting my first challenge!

Oh, it's late. I should really get started on my journey! Left my New Bark Town home, and visited Professor Elm's lab. He wanted me to run an errand, so I said yes. He even gave me a Pokemon to go with.

I chose a Totodile, and I named him Zach, after my PC little brother ZachLMedia.

So, on my way north of Cherrygrove city to run an errand for Elm, I had to go through the tall grass. I was lucky enough to go through without encountering any Pokemon! Passing by Cherrygrove, I encountered a few Hoothoot's. Zach the Totodile was able to battle them, and I was amazed that he had such battle skill. With his battling he grew up to L6. I am one happy trainer. ^_^

May 21, 2011 12:00 AM

I finally made it to Mr. Pokemon's house, and he gave me a mystery egg. I wonder what's in that egg? Only time will tell. So, anyways, I returned back to Cherrygrove City, and somehow, I bumped into a short, red-haired guy who challenged me to battle. I agreed, and sent out Zach. He sent out a Chikorita. I defeated that little Chikorita with a combination of Zach's Leer attack along with his powerful Scratch attack.

Zach grew to level 7.

After the battle, he seemed he was in a hurry or something. He told me his name, but I was too forgetful. I didn't quite remember it…until I got to Professor Elm's lab. There was a police officer that asked me all sorts of questions, pertaining to the same red-haired guy I bumped into earlier. That Chikorita I battled, he STOLE it! Oh, how could he.

As my rocky memory has placed in order, I finally remembered his name: Justin. (I named him after my best friend & kitty caregiver.)

It was already getting late. It's almost 1 am! My mother will be mad. Well, it's time for me & Zach to rest, and hopefully for a brighter day tomorrow.

Current Pokemon Party~

Spoiler:

Zach (ZachLMedia) - Totodile

(This was last night's update. I'll be posting today's update tonight. Also, my updates will be more CSS-y next time. xD)

 

[vaporeon7]

Bodily Disfunctions - Pokémon Yellow
Chapter 8: The End!

I healed my Pokemon and then headed towards the Pokemon League. I was on my way until I was rudely interrupted by Gary. He challenged me to a battle.

(Can't we just talk out our problems?)


The battle was quick and I came out as the victor. I then continued on through the Pokemon League gates flashing (my badges) to all the guards. I eventually got to the last guard and flashed him (the Earthbadge).

(How can you see it from there?)


I then entered Victory Road. I went through defeating all the trainers with their many Charizard. I eventually got to the other side, reaching the Indigo Plateau. I healed my Pokemon and them bought lots of healing items. I then entered the Elite 4. My first opponent was the ice type specialist, Lorelei.

(I'm not supposed to fight with girls.)


All her Pokemon went down quickly, whether it was Alterna's Thunderbolt or Sydian's Razor Leaf. My next opponent was Bruno. Vappy swept his whole team with Surf or Hydro Pump.

(No more battle for you Bruno.)


The next opponent was Agatha. That old bag was probably the hardest to beat. Her Gengar got so much hax.

(You bet I'm something.)


I then came up to the last member of the Elite 4, Lance. He said I should be ready to lose.

(Don't you mean prepare for trouble?)

Unfortunately for him, I beat all his Pokemon mostly using Alterna's Thunder or Vappy's Ice Beam.

(Maybe you should've been ready to lose.)


After the battle Lance dropped a bombshell on me, I had to beat Gary. I went into the next room and started the battle. Sandslash fell to Sydian, Cloyster fell to Alterna, Exeggutor fell to Touko, Ninetales fell to Vappy, Alakazam fell to Touko and then Alterna was up against Jolteon.

(Starter vs starter, final Pokemon!)


It was a long battle but Alterna eventually came out on top, thus ending our battle.

(Who's champion now?)


Professor Oak came in and told Gary how he liked me better and then took me into the Hall of Fame. He made me put all my Pokemon in a computer.

(Not my Hall of Fame Challenge on White.)


All my Pokemon were scanned and then it showed my profile.

(MVP: Vappy.)


The credits then rolled and then the words THE END appeared. Thus concludes my Bodily Disfunction's Challenge on Yellow.

(THE END!)


Pokemon:

Alterna Lv. 54
- Thunderbolt
- Quick Attack
- Thunder
- Thunder Wave

Sydian Lv. 54
- Take Down
- Mega Drain
- Leech Seed
- Razor Leaf

Vappy Lv. 55
- Ice Beam
- Acid Armour
- Surf
- Hydro Pump

Touko Lv. 54
- Fire Blast
- Fire Spin
- Stomp
- Horn Drill

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[Robin DvX]

Username: Robin DvX
Game: Sapphire
Body Type: Pokémon with a bipedal, tailless form

Funny how my first post turns out to be one of these challenges, oh well...

Let's see how I'll fair with this here challenge.