Bring Pokemon Attacks to Life

[~Ozy~]

Double kick-Jump and front snap kick twice in the air.
Rolling kick-Drop, tuck and sumersault once, come up and back roundhouse kick
Seismic toss-Hook opponent under their shoulder, roll them across your back, drop them to ground and then drop onto them (if needed).
Blaze kick-Tape an aresol can to your shoe (facing outwards), stick it in the spray position, attacth a butane lighter, light it and start crescent kicking.
Gust-Don't brush your teethg for several days, run up to opponent, and breath in their face. Or would that be more like Toxic?

 

[Mew13]

Rainy Day: Find a sprinkler, hide it, make thunder noises, and turn on the hose

Aireal (sp??) Ace: Climb to top of tree, strap on pointy helmet, launch yourself at opponent

Dragon Rage: Find dragon mask, put on, run around screaming and yelling

Mean Look: Squint eyes, pull lips down in frowning position, stick toung out. (be prepeared to run for your life if performing this attack in front of a bully or older sibling. Or, might I suggest Agility? muahahaha)

 

[The King of Water Pokemon]

Rapid Spin- Spin around really fast

Glare- Ummm.. glare at your opponent

Vine Whip- Find a grape vine and start hitting

Muddy Water- Throw muddy water from your local pond

Razor Wind- Find a fan and throw blades in it

Brick Break- Smash stuff with a brick

Smokescreen- Set something on fire and run around with it, covering the field with smoke

 

[Porygon]

Reflect: Get a mirror

Covet: Covet something the enemy has

Dig: Get a shovel, tunnel under your enemy, come up, and whack 'em with the shovel XD

Slash: Get a knife. Do I really need to say any more?

Flash: Get a camera with a flash and use it. Alternatavely? ummm? I think you know.

Strength: Show your enemy how strong you are. Lift a pebble and break a sweat.

Recover: Go to the hospital after recieving a beating XD

 

[jynx]

Megadon Kick: Go and learn Kung fu!
Megadon Punch: Go and learn Kung Fu
Smoke Screen: Buy those stuff that you use to celebrate Chinese New Year! (But you won't know where your opponent went though...)
Water Sport: Get your swimming costume, then pretend swimming.
Lovely kiss: Buy some rubber hearts, then put it in your hand, on your mouth. When your hand goes away from your mouth, throw the thing at your opponent. (The accuracy is <20% though)
Sweet kiss: Buy a sweet, put it in your mouth, go and kiss your opponent.

 

[lil' jose]

Dragon Breath: Eat stuff like tamales and brusselsprouts. Then breathe on somebody. I geuss

 

[jynx]

That's...bad breath...XDDDDDD

 

[lil' jose]

You could still call it Dragon's Breath!

 

[Porygon]

Sheer Cold: Force your foe to spend the night in Canada during the wintertime [worse than Tig's explanation XD].

 

[lil' jose]

Thunder: Duct tape and Mask tape your foe to a lightning rod!

 

[Porygon]

Zap Cannon: Electrify an Airgun and shoot your foe XD

 

[jynx]

You can actually generate electricity by moving a roll of wire near a magnet.

 

[Porygon]

Yep. And you can get such a device to move perpetually if you get it to run on it's own power XD

Makes a great generator if it generates more than it produces.

Hey, that can be the Charge attack, which means I wasn't off topic! W00t!

 

[jynx]

Good! Charge b4 you release electricity!

I'd rather catch an electric-eel and wear gloves though.

 

[Porygon]

Lol! That's work. Hey, that could be used for a new move: ThunderWhip! Lol.

 

[jynx]

ha ha! >W<
But poor little eels...