I passed the Navy qualifying swim test, so I think I pass for 'yes I can swim'. I can retrieve my gear, blow bubbles, turn my pockets inside out, take off my boots, dive, etc. I failed level two though. But I was elbowed in the face. They sent us out in the double digits so it was bound to happen to somebody. I laughed at the panicky ones, though. Wrong, but funny. The look of sheer terror. I guess that's not fair though, some people really are afraid of swimming, just like I live in constant fear of a cockroach climbing into my food when I'm not looking. It's never happened, but it could, right?