DON'T READ THIS OR CAMELS WILL STEAL YOUR VIRGINITY IN DUBAI IN EXACTLY 3.2870931872398126393786 SECONDS. YOU HAVE TO COPYPASTA THIS MESSAGE TO 4545.340928734917409739 PEOPLE WHO THINK THIS RETARDED CHAIN LETTER FAD IS RETARDED. SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD, RIGHT?! WELL GUESS WHAT, IF YOU DON'T SEND IT TO THAT MANY PEOPLE IN 3.098754574094980609889 NANOSECONDS YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO EVER GET LAID IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE MAN. YOU KNOW MUCH THAT'D SUCK, DYING A VIRGIN. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? DO IT! OH WAIT, TIME'S UP, YOU FAIL, HAHAHAHA LOSER. OH YEAH, IF YOU WOULD'VE SENT IT YOUR CRUSH KINDA PROBABLY SORTA MIGHT'VE REALIZED YOU EXIST AND SAID HI OR MAYBE GLANCED AT YOU OR SOMETHING. SO YEAH, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO. BOO HOO. I HAVE JUST RUINED YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS AND GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED ON THIS ONE, BUT YEAH, YOU WASTED YOUR TIME LOSER AHAHAHAHA. I'M SO CRUEL, I SHOULD GO WORK IN POLITICS OR CNN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. OH YEAH, IF YOU HAD SENT THIS IT WOULD'VE TOTALLY WORKED. I'M SERIOUS. HAVE YOU READ THE SECRET? THAT STUFF IS SERIOUS MAAAAAAAN. K I'M DONE, GONNA GO GET LAID, UNLIKE YOU...LOSER. HAHAHAHA. OH YEAH, SEE MORE SEE MORE SEE MORE.
...seriously. I'm so sick of trying to hear fan feedback on my fan pages on Facebook and seeing all these stupid chain letter comments. Bob and his cousins are also quite annoying as well. :|
I hope my mockery of it put a smile on your faces. :)