txteclipse
The Last
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- 16
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- Riverside
- Seen Aug 20, 2023
Augustus: Watch as these two males fight it out to the death over a meaningless trifle!
Latios [taking off headphones and perking up ears]: Truffle?
txteclipse: Nevermind! Put those back on and keep running! ...Floating! ...Hovering!
Latios: Fine fine. [replaces headphones]
Kairn: Hey...text apocalypse?
txteclipse: It's "txteclipse."
Kairn: Whatever you say. Can we, perhaps, take a breather?
txteclipse: No! [collapses on ground a few seconds later, chest heaving] ...yes...
Everyone else: Alright! [instantly sit down in a circle]
Ren [pulling off headphones]: These aren't working anymore...
txteclipse: You're probably *gasp* out of *gasp* batteries *gasp*.
Latias: Are you alright?
txteclipse: Not *gasp* really...
[suddenly, extremely loud electronic music begins to fill the air]
Ren [hearing music and trying not to head-bob]: I need to...ummm...polish my sword. Over there. [runs off wildly in the direction of the music]
txteclipse: But I took your sword! [Ren acts like he doesn't hear, and disappears into the trees]
[everyone else's headphones die simultaneously, and they all take them off, looking very sad]
txteclipse: Great. Just perfect. [hears loud music] Ohhh...
[all run off after music]