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I'm in love...with Ash!
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Don't own anything. This is a crossover of sorts, since it depicts many characters trying to get ready for Christmas in a comedic way. Multi-chaptered. Might be rated PG-13.
Without further ado, heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Coffeehouse!
It was an established tradition. Whenever Christmas was just around the corner, chaos would ensue, at first subtly, through the form of burst Christmas lights. Then, drunkards (usually England or Richard) would show up and throw up. After that, Pokemon would start to attack things for fun, usually playfully shocking their Trainers. And straight after that, all-out chaos would unfold.
Today was witness to one such incident.
"There they are. Building a snow fort." Ash Ketchum pursed his lips in anticipation as he watched the girls make a snow fort, pressing binoculars to his eyes. His Pikachu was mimicking him, except it was warily watching the female Pokemon.
"Well, we're gonna make a better snow fort!" Pearl boasted, gathering snow.
Jimmy Kudo/Conan Edogawa, close by, grinned. "I'm going after Rachel. It's payback time for all those times when she pulled out her karate on either me as Jimmy Kudo or me as Conan Edogawa." He rolled up a few large snowballs.
Brock rolled his eyes, smiling stupidly. "I don't see why we have to waste all our snow on pelting such beautiful girls..."
Ash shot his friend a glare, having removed the binoculars. "If you won't pelt the girls, then help build a fort." He then rolled up a new snowball, giving it to Pikachu, who was still warily watching Dawn's Buneary and Dianne's Pikachu, Lynn.
"Kirsten's mine. I won't let her get away with breaking my arms and legs fifteen times." Harley Hartwell gathered some snow together, forming it into a ball.
"Gimme Amelia Fuller. She owes me some snowballs and the times when she shouldn't've used her mop." Kaito Kennedy of Magic Kaito paused for a bit of thought. "I still wonder, where does she keep that mop?"
"Dunno, Kid," Timmy Turner responded. "Ask Cosmo."
"Probably in a magic ball! Like Ash keeps Pokemon in! What's Pokemon again?" Cosmo stupidly grinned, and found himself on the ground, face covered with snow. "What did I do?"
Ash returned to lookout duty. "Oh my god."
"What? What is it?" Danny Fenton/Danny Phantom and Tucker grabbed both binoculars from Ash and Pikachu. "That is not a fort, that's a town!"
"Step it up!" Ash yelled.
Dianne busily patted the final snowball on the pile. "There, our defense system, should anybody ever try to penetrate the fortress." She turned back towards her friends, and Pokemon. "Much better than the studios."
May smiled. "I sure agree. Thanks to the W.I.T.C.H. gang, we finished!"
Will, Irma, Taranee, Cornelia and Hay Lin of W.I.T.C.H. smiled in reply.
"Anything else?" Taranee asked, her hand running through her hair in nervousness.
"Let's play! My Pokemon are out!" Dawn suggested, crouching down and petting her chirping Piplup.
"Mine as well, and they're ready to train!" May searched around for her Pokeblock case as her Blaziken rocked Dawn's Cyndaquil back and forth.
"Water Pokemon are neat, don't you think?" Misty watched as her Corsola excitely jumped around, yelling "Corsola la corsola!" every few bounces.
Amelia (Aoko Nakamori) laughed. "Hey, Alicia, thanks for your help!" she told Alicia Scripps (Akako Koizumi).
"Nothing I won't do to enslave all men!"
May gave her a strange look.
PLOP!
"Hey, who did that?" Dianne questioned, hand automatically feeling her head.
"Not me."
"It was the boys!" Rachel yelled from her lookout post.
Sure enough, the girls, Rachel included, were pelted with a storm of snowballs, coming from the boys' side.
"Why, I'll kill Ash!"
"Kaito won't just taste wet mop this time!"
"That's it, no matter how cute he is as Conan, Jimmy's gonna get what's coming to him!"
"I'll give Brock a piece of my mind!" Taranee
"I'll destroy them!" Alicia
"I won't just pull out my aikido this time!"
The girls were furious. And you know what you get when you combine snowball fights with very furious, very angry, very vengeful girls.
"Oh, man, oh, man! Will you look at that!" Ash rolled around on the snow-covered ground of the boys' fort, laughing.
"Yeah! Did you see their faces? They were mad!" Pearl added, hooting gleefully.
Brock gave Gandhi a strange look. "None of us could see them, Pearl. Not one of us."
Kaito and Harley couldn't talk, as they were clutching their sides and laughing.
Conan was trying very hard to stifle his laughter, although a few snickers did escape his mouth. "I think *hee, hee* that the girls will *hee, hee* take revenge soon."
Ash rolled his eyes, getting back up as Pikachu hopped into its perch on Ash's shoulder. "We'll be fine, Conan."
BOOM! BOOM!
"On second thought, what was that?!" Ash's tone seemed panicked.
"Pika pi! Pikachu pika!" Pikachu suddenly screamed, as a snowmobile appeared, carrying, to the boys' surprise, some very angry girls.
"IT'S PAYBACK TIME!"
"SHOW THEM NO MERCY!"
"I WILL ENSLAVE YOU!"
"YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!"
"FEEL THE BURN!"
"QUICK, GRAB THE ROPES!"
"ENJOY YOUR LAST MOMENTS OF FREEDOM!"
It took a while before the situation registered itself in the boys' minds.
"Uh-oh," Ash finally managed to utter, before turning around and running.
"Ow, ow, that hurt! Why did you have to tie us up?!" Ash asked Dianne.
"Silence, Ketchum! You're our prisoner!" Dianne cracked her knuckles. "Don't try to escape, because we've recruited more girls to guard you."
Right next to Ash, Conan sarcastically muttered, "Smooth move, Ash, running away."
The boys were currently tied up in a circle, and they were struggling against their bonds.
"You're lucky we let you live after your little stunt," Amelia said, brandishing a newly-cleaned mop.
"Look, uh...we're sorry, we won't do it again." Ash sugarcoated his voice in order to be able to get out of the ropes.
"Nice try." Dianne sat down.
"Darn." Ash swore he saw Dianne's face soften.
"But, hey, you're here. Let's just talk." Yep. It did.
"No death threats this time."
"I promise."
"So, what're you gonna do Saturday?"
Without further ado, heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Coffeehouse!
COFFEEHOUSE: CHAOTIC CHRISTMAS
Chapter 1: SNOWBALL FIGHT!! And A Few Lovely Death Threats
Chapter 1: SNOWBALL FIGHT!! And A Few Lovely Death Threats
It was an established tradition. Whenever Christmas was just around the corner, chaos would ensue, at first subtly, through the form of burst Christmas lights. Then, drunkards (usually England or Richard) would show up and throw up. After that, Pokemon would start to attack things for fun, usually playfully shocking their Trainers. And straight after that, all-out chaos would unfold.
Today was witness to one such incident.
-------
"There they are. Building a snow fort." Ash Ketchum pursed his lips in anticipation as he watched the girls make a snow fort, pressing binoculars to his eyes. His Pikachu was mimicking him, except it was warily watching the female Pokemon.
"Well, we're gonna make a better snow fort!" Pearl boasted, gathering snow.
Jimmy Kudo/Conan Edogawa, close by, grinned. "I'm going after Rachel. It's payback time for all those times when she pulled out her karate on either me as Jimmy Kudo or me as Conan Edogawa." He rolled up a few large snowballs.
Brock rolled his eyes, smiling stupidly. "I don't see why we have to waste all our snow on pelting such beautiful girls..."
Ash shot his friend a glare, having removed the binoculars. "If you won't pelt the girls, then help build a fort." He then rolled up a new snowball, giving it to Pikachu, who was still warily watching Dawn's Buneary and Dianne's Pikachu, Lynn.
"Kirsten's mine. I won't let her get away with breaking my arms and legs fifteen times." Harley Hartwell gathered some snow together, forming it into a ball.
"Gimme Amelia Fuller. She owes me some snowballs and the times when she shouldn't've used her mop." Kaito Kennedy of Magic Kaito paused for a bit of thought. "I still wonder, where does she keep that mop?"
"Dunno, Kid," Timmy Turner responded. "Ask Cosmo."
"Probably in a magic ball! Like Ash keeps Pokemon in! What's Pokemon again?" Cosmo stupidly grinned, and found himself on the ground, face covered with snow. "What did I do?"
Ash returned to lookout duty. "Oh my god."
"What? What is it?" Danny Fenton/Danny Phantom and Tucker grabbed both binoculars from Ash and Pikachu. "That is not a fort, that's a town!"
"Step it up!" Ash yelled.
-------
Dianne busily patted the final snowball on the pile. "There, our defense system, should anybody ever try to penetrate the fortress." She turned back towards her friends, and Pokemon. "Much better than the studios."
May smiled. "I sure agree. Thanks to the W.I.T.C.H. gang, we finished!"
Will, Irma, Taranee, Cornelia and Hay Lin of W.I.T.C.H. smiled in reply.
"Anything else?" Taranee asked, her hand running through her hair in nervousness.
"Let's play! My Pokemon are out!" Dawn suggested, crouching down and petting her chirping Piplup.
"Mine as well, and they're ready to train!" May searched around for her Pokeblock case as her Blaziken rocked Dawn's Cyndaquil back and forth.
"Water Pokemon are neat, don't you think?" Misty watched as her Corsola excitely jumped around, yelling "Corsola la corsola!" every few bounces.
Amelia (Aoko Nakamori) laughed. "Hey, Alicia, thanks for your help!" she told Alicia Scripps (Akako Koizumi).
"Nothing I won't do to enslave all men!"
May gave her a strange look.
PLOP!
"Hey, who did that?" Dianne questioned, hand automatically feeling her head.
"Not me."
"It was the boys!" Rachel yelled from her lookout post.
Sure enough, the girls, Rachel included, were pelted with a storm of snowballs, coming from the boys' side.
"Why, I'll kill Ash!"
"Kaito won't just taste wet mop this time!"
"That's it, no matter how cute he is as Conan, Jimmy's gonna get what's coming to him!"
"I'll give Brock a piece of my mind!" Taranee
"I'll destroy them!" Alicia
"I won't just pull out my aikido this time!"
The girls were furious. And you know what you get when you combine snowball fights with very furious, very angry, very vengeful girls.
---------
"Oh, man, oh, man! Will you look at that!" Ash rolled around on the snow-covered ground of the boys' fort, laughing.
"Yeah! Did you see their faces? They were mad!" Pearl added, hooting gleefully.
Brock gave Gandhi a strange look. "None of us could see them, Pearl. Not one of us."
Kaito and Harley couldn't talk, as they were clutching their sides and laughing.
Conan was trying very hard to stifle his laughter, although a few snickers did escape his mouth. "I think *hee, hee* that the girls will *hee, hee* take revenge soon."
Ash rolled his eyes, getting back up as Pikachu hopped into its perch on Ash's shoulder. "We'll be fine, Conan."
BOOM! BOOM!
"On second thought, what was that?!" Ash's tone seemed panicked.
"Pika pi! Pikachu pika!" Pikachu suddenly screamed, as a snowmobile appeared, carrying, to the boys' surprise, some very angry girls.
"IT'S PAYBACK TIME!"
"SHOW THEM NO MERCY!"
"I WILL ENSLAVE YOU!"
"YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!"
"FEEL THE BURN!"
"QUICK, GRAB THE ROPES!"
"ENJOY YOUR LAST MOMENTS OF FREEDOM!"
It took a while before the situation registered itself in the boys' minds.
"Uh-oh," Ash finally managed to utter, before turning around and running.
------
"Ow, ow, that hurt! Why did you have to tie us up?!" Ash asked Dianne.
"Silence, Ketchum! You're our prisoner!" Dianne cracked her knuckles. "Don't try to escape, because we've recruited more girls to guard you."
Right next to Ash, Conan sarcastically muttered, "Smooth move, Ash, running away."
The boys were currently tied up in a circle, and they were struggling against their bonds.
"You're lucky we let you live after your little stunt," Amelia said, brandishing a newly-cleaned mop.
"Look, uh...we're sorry, we won't do it again." Ash sugarcoated his voice in order to be able to get out of the ropes.
"Nice try." Dianne sat down.
"Darn." Ash swore he saw Dianne's face soften.
"But, hey, you're here. Let's just talk." Yep. It did.
"No death threats this time."
"I promise."
"So, what're you gonna do Saturday?"