-Went and did all the Bill stuff, caught Meowth, my new slave and grinded on the trainers down near Vermilion.
-Boarded the boat, getting in some more levels and an evolution just in time for my rival!
-He didn't know what hit him when I OHKOd his entire team, well other than Secret Power.
-Grabbed Cut from the puking captain and headed to the gym, disabling the trap the first time :D
-Very easy battle, just got Thundershocked by something but in the end, I still annihilated him with Razor Leaf.
-I grabbed my Bicycle and left for Rock Tunnel, which was pathetically easy despite not having Flash (as I don't see possible in a Solo).
-Then battled a load of trainers, grabbed my final slave, Vaporeon, and pwned Team Rocket with my fist.
-Giovanni=Pathetic.
-Short walk to the gym and after a few naps and paralyzing attacks, I finally claimed my badge from the clutches of women.
-I went to check out the big tower in Lavender, and guess who I met? Chuck Norris.
-Oh wait, I meant to say my rival, who sucked just as bad as last time.
-I climbed the tower, fending off ghosts and ghouls with my CLEEEEEAAAANSE TAAAAAAG!
-Kill'd dem Snorlaxes, ride mah bike and beat dem trainers all up.
-Then took on the Fuchsia City gym after claiming Surf and Strength.
-Poison types just don't take much damage.
-I climbed up Silph Co, wrecked Team Rocket once again and put Giovanni to shame. Again. After I beat my rival, who was worse than Giovanni.
-Took on Saffron's gym, which proved to be more of a challenge that the gym leader who got OHKO'd for each of her pokemon.
-Travelled to Cinnabar, and cleared the dreaded mansion and challenged Blaine to a pokemon battle.
-Three words.
DAMN FIRE BLAST!
And that was where I stopped.