Congrats, Mr./Ms./Mrs/New President!

[Rokusasu]

I dunno... Probably scream and run away because I forgot to put my eyeliner on, and I'd much rather be playing Xbox than sorting out my country's mess. ._. Suffice to say, I'd wimp out.

 

[Eldrei]

"It's about time.... *AwesomeFace* TO NUKE RUSSIA!!!"

Actually I'd just pimpin' out girls since I don't have a wife or first lady..

 

[mikey]

I'd be like "umm..... huh?"

I'd resign right away, I wouldn't want to be president.

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

"Oh, God, what the hell did I just get myself into?"

Then I'd pass laws outlawing small cars, make some cute anime girl (possibly Leaf) the country's mascot, exercise my presidential pardon privileges, and promptly resign.

 

[Åzurε]

I'd shut the door and lock it. And after reconciling myself to the fact, I'd promptly get on the internet.
Step one: Tell everybody on Facebook about it.
Step two: Post in this thread about it.
Step three: Include something about the Service being at Tsunami's front door.
And then I'd go look up articles political, and go from there.

 

[Rich Boy Rob]

That pretty much sums up my initial reaction. But after letting the idea settle in I'd call a press conference and announce that I plan to become rule of the world. After reclaiming America for the commonwealth, we would march upon the countries of the world taking them one by on. After claiming every landmass I would officially declare Earth to be renamed 'Greater Britain' or the full name; 'The United Kindoms of Greater Britain her colonies'. I would then order every working person to work for the GB space program and would eventually spread the 'New British Empire' beyond the stars.

...What? Stop looking at me like that.

 

[Mattysaurus]

I would resign straight away, because I would never want to have that level of stress on my shoulders. EVER.

 

[Nick]

I'd conquer England and name myself King. Then resign from my position as President of the United States and rule the great kingdom overseas.