Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Diablerie]

Granted, but they all hate you and constantly hunt you down.

I wish for my team to have maxxed out EVs.

 

[Tanaki]

Granted, but they are all shedinja.

I wish I had a real Jirachi.

 

[chickenofunity]

Granted, but it hates you and Murders you, and hides the body.

I wish for a Torchic. <3

 

[sab]

granted but torchic invites a bunch of missingnos over which corupts eveything.
I wish I could have the powers of mewtwo in my own body.

 

[chickenofunity]

Granted, but the power drives you mad, so mad that you have to be locked up in a mental institution that's run by crazed Nuns.

I wish for You to buy my a pokemon-themed present. :)

 

[sab]

granted, but that present is the power that made me insane. which allows me to just walk out of the institute while you turn into a raging lunitic.
I wish I had a dollar for every pokemon I've ever caught in any game.

 

[chickenofunity]

Granted, but you are arrested for forgery, as how else could you have so much money? You are locked in a prison without food... mwahaha....

I wish That I could choose the Hidden Power of my Pokemon. ;)

 

[dead-man-walking]

Granted but now Unown's the only Pokemon that can learn HP.

I wish Warcraft 4 has Pokemon in it. And not the ones that suck.

 

[Ezashin Koori]

Granted, but they can't be used to fight

I wish that the new pokemon didn't look so weird (save for the mouse/chipmunk one)

 

[sab]

granted, but now all new pokemon are dead.
I wish that team rocket actually got and kept Ash's pikachu.

 

[chickenofunity]

Granted, but Pikachu got so deppressed that he died, so they did'nt own him for long.

I wish there was a Bellosom in my front garden.

 

[dead-man-walking]

Granted but when you go to see it, it already withered away.
I wish I could do an awesome Pokemon model for Warcraft 3.

 

[chickenofunity]

Granted, but it gets pooed on my birds, and so everyone starts to hate it, and you.

I wish I had a shiny ninetails.

 

[pikaboy1994]

Granted but you end up murdering it because it's useless (lv 0 1 hp etc).
I wish that my brother would stop using my action replay without my permission and that it couldn't break or stop working (It came close I caught him before he could hit Quick update).

 

[darkslayr425]

granted but he then short circuits ur ds/'

 

[Ezashin Koori]

^^ No Wish ;_;

I wish that Flygon didn't have a double weakness to Ice

 

[rickyisgreat]

Granted, but now its weak to everything else.

I wish that I have all the event pokemon in the world

 

[Ame]

Granted, but it corrputed your game.

I wish I had a Shiny Flygon.

 

[yung_link]

Granted, but its holding a Moon Stone so you evolve into Delcatty.

I wish Salamence was uber. :3

 

[valor555]

Granted but arceus becomes OU
i wish i could fly on a dragonite