Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[rockman0]

Granted. But Houndoom used it as a giant size chew toy.

I wish Mesprit would let me catch her.

 

[Giratina55]

Granted but then when you catch her and send her out in the next battle she attacks you.

I wish i can get pokemon platinum soon. :(

 

[rockman0]

Granted. But suddenly no one likes Platinum anymore, so you're the only one playing it. o.O

I wish I had a Member Card...

 

[Sonikku]

Granted and it says your name is But-But

I just want a simple freakin chilly dog

 

[Strdstwanderer]

Granted it's Chilly dog as in Frozen Canine

I wish sceptile is real!!!

 

[Sonikku]

Granted but then he eats you

I WISH 4 A CHILLY DOG

 

[rockman0]

But it gives you really bad gas!

I wish I had SoulSilver...

 

[gigapoodle]

Granted, but it comes to you hacked so you can't get any Chinchous! >:D

I wish I had a Jumpluff in my Diamond.

 

[Shedinja8]

Granted! Though the Jumpluff turns glitchy and turns into a LV 100 Magicarp that only knows Splash!

I wish I was a Cubone.

 

[Strdstwanderer]

Granted but it's a fossilized jmpluff in an actual diamond

I wish that ash is dead

 

[rockman0]

I guess I have to grant two wishes then...

Granted! Though the Jumpluff turns glitchy and turns into a LV 100 Magicarp that only knows Splash!

I wish I was a Cubone.

Granted, but then your bone breaks and you can't defend yourself

Granted but it's a fossilized jmpluff in an actual diamond

I wish that ash is dead

Granted, but his ghost comes back and haunts you for wishing him dead


I wish I could beat the Elite Four

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but you fail against the champion.

 

[Sonikku]

Onece you post a wish it eplodes in your face

I wish I could see my boyfriend that's been missing for 4 years again

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but he's goin out with someone else.

I wish that I could be a champion swimmer like my Vaporoen.

 

[Yams]

Granted, you become a Vaporeon yourself!

I wish there was a polar bear pokemon that is not horrible, stat wise, or how it looks.

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but his manners are atrocious.

I wish to an unlimited supply of Rage Candy Bars.

 

[NatureKeeper]

Gyarados enrages the ragecandybars, eventually killing your shiny jumpluff.

I wish that I can control all Pokémon without Pokéballs.

 

[Dr Gregory House]

Granted, but you have to use PokeTubes. The new innovative test tubes that conceal Pokemon!

I wish that I had a nice little Skitty to play with in real life.

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but it constantly dumps on the carpet.

I wish to have a brand new fridge made by a Pokemon scientist.

 

[Dr Gregory House]

Granted, but you have to give up your beautiful shiny Mew for scientific experiments as payment for the fridge.

I wish I had a Black and Red Zangoose.