Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[ChrisTom]

granted but you have to turn into a ditto who can only transform into a diaper or a potato for not asking a question.

I wish that the elite 4 in all regions is easily beat with any pokemon.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, but the Elite 4 are hardly bothered with anymore, so there is a high lv 80's Champion instead
(sorry, slipped my mind last time...)

I wish Team Rocket (Jessie and James) would actually win

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted but what they win is an ultimate dance competition and they all are wearing women's swimsuits and are doing the can-can. The prize is a bucket of moo-moo milk infected with a horrible disease that makes people melt in rain.

I wish that Charmander wasn't cliche to like.

 

[BlackRay]

Granted, but someone scared them and now their extinct.

I wish someone else would think Shuckles are cool

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but now I can't be a fan of Shuckle just because you asked, and I have to corrupt it.

I wish people would stop taking battling so seriously.

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted but now you run into wild pokemon battles with literally 1 step a battle and no repels

I wish that I could discover a new non-save corrupting cheat in the red/blue games that involves finding generation 2 pokemon that don't turn into other pokemon after catching them, know their right moves and don't evolve into crap. and they will all have correct non-glitchy sprites and are usable in all battles and allow me to continue catching other pokemon and will not erase all my other pokemon.

Try and find something to change with that!!!

 

[obLonG]

Granted but now they turn into fat, obsessed with chocolate geeks after being caught.

I wish someone else would find something more interesting to change in ChrisTom's last post.

 

[BlackRay]

Granted, but now I want a Latios more than doing what u said.

I wish MS Paint was more complex.

 

[obLonG]

Granted but now it takes 16 clicks to draw a line.

I wish I was actually good at competitive battling. T_T

 

[Jemzx]

Granted, but you get tired too fast.

I wish I had a Digglet so I could poke people making the pokemon use dig and appears below other people rather than me xD.

 

[thegeneticway]

Granted but your Diglett (<- k, it's Diglett) doesn't like you and runs away.

I wish Blastoise was a Fire Pokemanz

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted but every move he has is scratch or struggle

I wish there was a machine that could make real pokemon out of dirt

 

[kittykitten]

Granted but you sneeze anytime one of them fights.
I wish quilava was obtainable in pokemon diamond.

 

[mynightmare]

granted but you keep catching one with a crappy nature

i wish it werent so cold outside :0

 

[BlackRay]

Granted, but now its way too hot outside

I wish there was a better looking Probopass

 

[Anti-Hero]

Granted. But, they made ever other pokemon ugly so that it would look better by comparison.

I wish I coud find my Pearl version.

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but it's a corrupted bootleg.

I wish people would stop using Protect and Detect.

 

[BlackRay]

Granted, but now nobody can do detect or protect NOT EVEN YOUU

I wish shiny heracrosses were red or blaxk

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted but their sprite is that of a potato, which frankly makes it look like (bleep).

I wish there would be a way for all of us to meet in person at some convention.

 

[KieronGames]

granted but everyone turns into magikarp when you enter the convention

I wish i wasnt one of the youngest on pokecommunity