Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Zirkle38]

Granted, but it ends up being the wrong thing because I think PBR means Peanut Butter Radish.

I wish May was never invented, and they kept Misty.

 

[arcanineflames23]

Granted, But then misty was killed by a caterpie

I wish poketrivia was more active! :)

 

[нαкuиαмα тαтα]

Granted, now everybody is spamming in Poketrivia!

I wish Caterpie didn't kill Misty. :(

 

[Snooki Polizzi]

mmh, babe im a grant that wish for you, but ye'know now misty went clubbin and got socked in the face by an angry man. soz she dead.

anyways um, I wish for a sweeeeet gorilla juicehead!

 

[Madam Cheezy]

Granted, now a Primape is eating your brains.

I wish Pokemon were real....

 

[Snooki Polizzi]

Granted, but all of the pokemon hate you.

 

[big NATE alpha]

I wish you had wished for something... :(

 

[Madam Cheezy]

Granted, but it's written in white font so you can't read it.

I wish I had more ginger ale....

 

[Lucariotoes]

Granted but it somehow gets you drunk and you go to jail for DWI.

I wish I could remember more of 3rd Gen other than LeafGreen.

 

[s_a_l_poke]

Granted, you remember throwing your Ruby cartrige into a lake.

I wish Grovyle came back in PMD2

 

[Madam Cheezy]

Granted, but he's a total dork who sits with Wigglytuff all day and sings about apples.

I wish I had more female Eevees....

 

[Snooki Polizzi]

Granted, but they are all infertile and not even Eevees..

I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted.

 

[The Bringer!]

Alright, but the wish that that's referring to has yet to be wished, and as such this wish itself is liable to be corrupted. Thus, it's corruption is that your next wish is something terribly horrible, and it cannot become corrupted (as you wished) so there is no way for you to avoid the horrible fate.

I wish that there was a pokemon that could learn tickle and lick.

 

[Madam Cheezy]

Granted, but they only use it on you. Repeatedly. While you're sleeping. :P

I wish I could complete my 'Dex faster....

 

[bigguy99]

You get intant access to Wi-Fi and complete the dex, but then your file is deleted.

I wish that Scizor never existed.

 

[leo5978]

granted but they make anew evolution of scyther

I wish that they made a new Region REALLY soon.

 

[Kalala]

granted, but it will have old pokemon, and no new ones

i wish i had a pichu with Thunder

 

[Wolf in the Rain]

You get it, but it shocks you with Thunder ever 2 seconds... and never gets tired.

I wish I had the (finished) gen 5 game now! :3

 

[Kalala]

granted, but you cannot save
i wish there was a pokemon based on a sandwich

 

[SethOmega]

Granted, but the sandwich is 3-years old.

I wish that the games would stop making it so that fish-types like Magikarp, Feebas or Kyogre would stop somehow coming up on land and attacking, even though they shouldn't be able to.