Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Messy]

Granted, but the series gets canceled

I wish Misty would shrink

 

[XxZer0xX]

Her boobs shrink and you're left disappointed knowing that you'll never see them again lol.

I wish the next poster's wish won't get corrupted if it involves Pikachu!

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Granted, but the person below me corrupts it. :D

I wish Clefairy was the PokeMascot instead of Pikachu.

 

[The Bringer!]

Sure, but now clefairy is just as annoying a pikachu was and everyone will want another mascot.

I wish that there was a pokemon based off of a slice of caek.

 

[ChronicEdge]

@Mr. Person: They already did make crappy evos and pre-evos for everything. I think that the the games were Diamond and Pearl.

As for the wish: You already have Magmortar, retard.

I wish that David Bowie would guest-star as a gym leader in the next generation, and sing "Midnight Sister" while you fought him.

 

[The Bringer!]

@Mr. Person: They already did make crappy evos and pre-evos for everything. I think that the the games were Diamond and Pearl.

They didn't make 'em for everything, just some T_T

It turns out that Bowie decides to sue Nintendo for not making his pokemon awesome enough, so Nintendo loses all its money and dies.

 

[ArcanineOod]

Duude, where's your wish?
Meh, I'll go then:
I wish you didn't have to evolve into Charizard to learn Heat Wave in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon...

 

[XxZer0xX]

Now Treecko learns it and you are never able to start as him, but your partner is always Treecko and he kills you b/c he thinks you don't deserve the leadership role.

I wish Magikarp evolves into Feebas.

 

[Pheonix987]

apparently his pokemon are too loud while fighting.

i wish for...cookies for meh pokemon(yes,non-poison and they will NOT be lava cookies :<)

 

[ChronicEdge]

Granted. Your Pokemon all get as many cookies as they can possibly eat. So many, in fact, that they all become obese and die of heart attacks.

I wish that the Aron line was genderless.

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted. Your Pokemon all get as many cookies as they can possibly eat. So many, in fact, that they all become obese and die of heart attacks.

I wish that the Aron line was genderless.

All other Pokemon are genderless as well, so you can never breed (even with Ditto) and Lairon is the end of the Aron evolution line so you never get strong Pokemon and never get Aggron. Also, the TMs are all rigged to teach Struggle.

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

No wish. D:

I wish Girafarig's tail wasn't a Chain Chomp. And don't make it a Goomba, either. XD

 

[ChronicEdge]

Granted. It's now a near perfect replica of Michael Moore's left titty, so enormous that your poor Girafarig implodes.

I wish that Yanmega was never thought of. It ruined Yanma, man.

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Granted, but Yanma also dissapears from existance.

Darn you.

I wish that Sableye and Spiritomb had Wonder Guard.

HERE COMES THE IMPERVIOUS SQUAD

 

[ChronicEdge]

Granted, but they both become Grass/Ghost types.

I wish that Azumarill had better Attack.

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Granted, but all its other stats all go to 1, and are 10 when it's at level 100.

YOU RUINED AZUMARILL :(

I wish that Pidgeot's back sprite in G/S/C/R/S/E was fixed.

 

[sasuneuchiha]

Granted, but you killed the starter backsprites for all the games.

Heck with you.

I wish that Eevees were more awesome than they already are.

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Granted, Eevee gets a new evolution, Drageon, the Dragon Fox Pokemon who evolves from Eevee with a Moon Stone but it's actually a hoax, and Eevee evolves into Magikarp that way. All the other type Eeveelutions (Wingeon, Inscecteon, Puncheon, Stoneon, Magneon, Venomeon and Ghosteon) also are hoaxes, and have the same effects as Drageon.

I wish that Ash had a Clefairy.

 

[salmence33]

granted but the clefairy dies in the next episode


IWT pokemon were real

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Granted, but the time-space continuum gets messed up, and Pokemon destroy the humans for stuffing them into small balls.

Good going, genius.

I wish Charizard wasn't overused.