Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Mr.Silver]

ehhh Granted but i doesnt obey you(cant get any worse) and the champion has lvl 100 pkmn(it just got worse)
I wish my munchlax was the WORST pokemon ever

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, all munchlax have been replaced with magicarp that do not gain exp

i wish may would just buck up and tell ash she loves him already, after anabel dumps him

 

[Mr.Silver]

Granted but ash is actually in a relationship with Gary
I wish Paul(from the anime) would stop being an A-hole

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but now everyone else is to make him seem better.

i wish ash would get some real personality

 

[mockingod]

granted, but ash gets replaced with someone with no personality at all
I wish pokemon would tell us who Ash's dad is.

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but it turns out to be you.

i wish there was a baby form for ho-oh

 

[mockingod]

Granted, but it turns out that baby ho-ohs are 15 feet and extremely ugly and as hard as a rock as in [not cuddly]

I wish rare candies would elevate your pokemon's level by -1 and costed P1

 

[Mr.Silver]

Granted but there the only item you can buy

 

[SilverStilletto]

aww... you didnt wish... corrupting things is the fun part, and making up wishes is hard...

i wish there were more pokemon like dragonair

 

[mockingod]

Granted But the pokemon like dragonite FAIL as in magikarp fail...
I Wish nintendo would make new kinds of Pokemon

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but they all stink even up thru lv 100

i wish ash would catch a chocobo

 

[mockingod]

Granted, but the chocobo pecks him to death

I wish I could catch rayquaza with a pokeball on my first try

 

[SilverStilletto]

i have a friend who did that and the rayquaza was at full hp...

Granted, but it never listens to you no matter what you do.

i wish all legendary pokemon were available non-event and legit in dpp

 

[Gardevoyeurism]

Granted, but the non-legendaries aren't. :O

I wish I had a Machoke to carry my stuff for me. Oh, and he'd be loyal and would never backstab me, so you're going to have to be a little more creative in corrupting this wish. ;)

 

[Juu-Chan]

Granted. But your internet never works again (Hows that for creative?! XDD)

I wish the characters from Pokemon Special would take over the Pokemon anime.

 

[chaos11011]

granted but all they do is sleep

I wish a jirachi would come and corrupt this wish

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but instead its someone possessd by jirachi

i wish it were easier to complete the national dex

 

[Platysaur]

Granted, but now there are only 3 pokemon in the game. (its easier, but now the game is no fun. ^^) I wish pokemon rom hacking was quick and easy.

 

[mockingod]

Granted, but you had to pay $999999999999.99 to use the systems

I wish there were pokemon rom hacking tools for mac

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, macs no longer exist.

i wish red would tell ash to get a life