Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but they corrupt your game and never catch legendaries or glitch pokemon

i wish i didnt have writers block with my pokespe fanfic

 

[s_a_l_poke]

Granted, you now have writer's block with everything except your story.

I wish the Pokémon Trainer in SSBB was Gold instead of Red.

 

[The Bringer!]

Granted, but people still keep calling him Ash D=

I wish Locke Cole was in HG and SS.

 

[skorupoke]

Granted, but Giovanni OWN3D him.

I wish I had a Skorupi doll!

 

[LDUK]

Granted, but it explodes and you die.

I wish Ash would marry Misty

 

[Latiace]

Granted but that happened in 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years!

I wish I had some cheesecake

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it was made by a Muk.
I wish I had a Slowpoke!

 

[The Bringer!]

You have a slowpoke, but it's so slow that it doesn't get to its food in time and dies D=

I wish that there was a move called TERRIBLERAPE that instantly OHKOs the opponent.

 

[LDUK]

Granted, but when you battle the opponent uses the move on all of your Pokémon. So much that they die.

I wish they would bring back the original voice cast.

 

[The Bringer!]

They bring back the original voice cast, but it still sounds different cuz they gots olders.

I wish that shuckle had the ability to make sammiches.

 

[XDLugia]

Granted, but the sammiches don't taste so good.

I wish that all pokemon wishes before mine were uncorrupted and that the user gets a complimentary shiny of the user's choice.

 

[The Bringer!]

I don't want to corrupt this one D=
...
Yeah, I do =P
All the wishes are uncorrupted, but then there is a wish overload and the fabric of reality is destroyed along with the shiny of their choice.

I wish that I could get maimed by an arcanine.

 

[xiaolinmaster]

you do get maimed but then slowly die of the injuries, and you fell into a coma just before so you didn't really experience it

i wish that all pokemon were corrupted by the evil of piplup

 

[Latiace]

Granted but then a Staraptor swooped down and took the Piplup T_T

I wish I could turn into a pokemon at will.

 

[The Bringer!]

You can turn into a pokemon at will, but if you do you lose all of your memories and your brain becomes that of a pokemon. Thus, you will no longer be yourself, even if you turn back into a human.

I wish that beedrill and vespiquen were related somehow.

 

[xiaolinmaster]

granted but they're really distantly related so no-one ever finds out

i wish that darkness spread over the whole pokeworld and every pokemon turned feral and started killing people

 

[Yams]

granted, it's only in the pokeworld in your games though, so in all your Pokemon games you just die if you end up walking in the tall grass.

I wish I had unlimited masterballs.

 

[Latiace]

Granted but Notched Eared Pichu comes out of nowhere and eats them

I wish I didn't put too much honey in my sammich (BTW it was a peanut butter and honey sammich)

 

[darkshiek]

Granted, but you wipe the excess honey on a tree, that just so happens to have a hive full of Combee. Have fun running!

I wish that I had my oldest blue file again.

 

[Johto's Best]

So it shall be. Oppsss...I kinda deleted all of your "good" pokemon, and Missingno has been patched...Soz!

I wish that Heart Gold would come out already. (Not in Japanese, not translated by any crappy thing, ha! hard to corrupt, eh?)