Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Dark Pulse94]

granted, but everyone uses it in OU battles, and beat you with it...
but then Smogon bans it again, once you got to the bottom of the ladder

I wish my barboach would evolve

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted. It evolves into a Level 100 Magikarp with only Splash.
I wish for a Glameow, so it can run away.

 

[Dark Pulse94]

granted. it runs away, but not until after it scratches you to death (which is in five seconds flat)

I wish that Marthsecar knew that Barboach evolved into Whiscash, not Magicarp (what a noob)

 

[Pikachu lvl88]

Granted, but your Barboach evolves into MissingNo. after Marthsecar learned that Barboach evolves into Whiscash.

I wish that I could get a Pokemon Black/White in my hands.

 

[Martins]

Granted, but the text..disappears!

I wish for Weedle to be a real-life worm.

 

[Maraala]

Granted, but they all hate you

Sammy wishes that Pokebu didn't look so...weird

 

[Dark Pulse94]

granted, but it doesn't evolve

I wish that my PokeEggs would be clicked more (and my Whiscash, but he's busy at the moment)

 

[GrifSpark]

Granted
But Whiscash is clicked so much, that the Internet becomes deleted...

I wish... Sazando was a starter!

 

[jlampard]

granted but all its moves are replaced for splash

i wish a new pokemon game based on brazil

 

[GrifSpark]

Granted
But it's set 5 miles off the coast of Brazil, and the only place to move is a tiny 2x2 beach.

 

[alisaie]

You didn't give me a wish to corrupt. :(

I wish Pokabu's Third Evolution was cuter.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted!

But it doesn't have its pwnsome stats anymore.

I wish the world blew up! :D

 

[alisaie]

Granted. The world around you Blew up, but there is another Pokemon World there, laughing at you.

I wish to have a Hitomoshi~

 

[dragonite149]

Granted, but the Jirachi that granted your wish doesn't know what a 'Hitomoshi' is, so it gives you a random glitch Pokemon.
I wish I could afford Pokemon White. :)

 

[GrifSpark]

Granted
But you can't afford anything else!

I wish that Mijumaru's final form was a Water/Fighting-type.

 

[dragonite149]

Granted, but it evolves from Futcharimaru at Level Infinity, a level impossible to get to.

I wish that Chuck didn't have a Poliwrath.

 

[GrifSpark]

Granted
Instead he has a Poliwhirl, which has a level three times higher than his Poliwrath.

I wish that Kuitaran would become a starter in one main-series Pokemon game!

 

[dragonite149]

Granted, but Arceus and Giratina are starters in it too, and when you get the game, it picks Arceus for you.

I wish that Tsutaaja wasn't dubbed 'Smugleaf'. I hate that name!

 

[GrifSpark]

Granted
It is now dubbed as 'OMGKkLOLZ'

I wish that 'Twrappy' would stop dancing. It never ends!

 

[dragonite149]

Granted, Twrappy stops dancing, but is replaced by a Magikarp doing a even more stupid dance.

I wish that people would like Twrappy more.