Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Legendmaster#1]

Granted, but all of they love makes him evolve into a ugly Vibrava that just sits around and stares at you hungrily.
I wish i had the funds to make my invention a success.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted. Everyone buys your invention. Eventually, no one needs it anymore and you run out of money.

I wish I had a Bulbasaur that destroyed everything.

 

[dragonite149]

Granted, but you are destroyed too ;)

I wish that Flareon had more Fire Type Physical Attacks!

 

[alisaie]

Granted. However, Flareon is now a Special Attacker rather than an Attacker.

I wish for there to be a Dolphin Pokemon~

 

[dragonite149]

Granted! But it has 1 in every stat, no damaging moves and a useless ability!

I wish that Elm would give you 999 Masterballs instead of just 1 in HGSS.

 

[Ezashin Koori]

Granted, but you have to sacrifice a pokemon for each one without stopping.

I wish you can play through the game with a real partner in game full time.

 

[Legendmaster#1]

You said you, so i can, but you can't.

I wish for a Rotom in real life.

 

[locoroco]

Granted
But it shocks you.

I wish typhlosion was real and couldn't be: Corrupted, Couldn't kill anyone unless i tell him, couldn't kill me unless i wanted to commit suicide, couldn't have his moves replaced by crappy splash or other moves, couldn't have any of his stats lowered or dropped to lvl 1, couldn't burn my house, couldn't burn me, couldn't be transformed into any other pokemon, couldn't attack me, didn't have to sacrifice anything for it, it loved me, wasn't invisible, couldn't attack others unless i told him to.

There try to corrupt that.

 

[uskelly]

Granted.
Typhlosion can only use Explosion!

I wish that I had a Machamp to do my chores.

 

[Jordan]

Granted, but you can't earn badges in the real world, so that Machamp will never respect you and will always refuse to do your chores.

I wish I had a Wobbuffet to always salute me when I come home.

 

[Erufuun]

Granted, but he eats all of your food, takes up the bathroom for hours in the morning, and uses up all your Max Repels.

I wish I could have a PokeBall that released any Pokemon I want at my command.

 

[dragonite149]

Granted, but it breaks down and no engineer can fix it.
I wish Arceus was the weakest Pokemon.

 

[Erufuun]

Granted, but he now is ??? type and has Wonder Guard.
I wish Zubat was less annoying!

 

[Blizzaga]

Granted, now they are all golbats
I wish for a milotic

 

[dragon0fangz]

Granted, but the milotic exploded.

I wish I could become leader of Team Rocket.

 

[Erufuun]

Granted, but you get your butt handed to you time and time again by a 10 year-old kid. ...oh wait.

I wish I had a real Pokemon ranch!

 

[dragonite149]

Granted, but Team Rocket destroy it to make room for a new Team Rocket building.

I wish I was a Pokemon so I could explore the PokePark ;)

 

[dragon0fangz]

Granted but then someone turns off the wii and never starts it again, leaving you doomed to wander the oblivion that is the empty TV screen.

I wish that roaming pokemon didn't run away from me everytime, and they didn't eat me.

 

[Legendmaster#1]

They eat themselves instead, rendering them unobtainable.

I wish for Reshiram to be real and under my control! Hahahaha

 

[dragonite149]

Granted, but you don't have a Pokeball to keep it in, so it stays outside all the time. The public think it is a monster, so they kill it.

I wish I could beat Lance on my SS.