Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[Moltres Rider]

granted, you got both but they both don't like you and all they do to you is use Pokémon attacks on you constantly!!!

I wish people would realize there is nothing wrong with having a Reshiram as a Pokémon Waifu

 

[xelarator]

DENIED, HAHAHAHA! Just kidding.

Granted, but Reverse Psychology starts happening, and when you realize everyone is ok with you and Reshiram being together, you drop everything and divorce her.

I wish for a Quilava to protect me.

 

[ultimate-Oshawott]

Granted however,It tried to protect you from an Arceus,Palkia,and an Dialga
Predictably They kill you

I wish for Christmas they would give out powerful loved free non crazy loyal perfect immortal never going to die in a accident pokemon. That no one would fight over and they would get all the pokemon they wanted and no one would kill them.And the world won't end.
And people won't use them for evil and they would never destroy the world

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but they are all sub-atomic in size.

I wish Iris caught Meowth.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted, due to the capture, they both decided to come up with an evil plot to destroy Ash's life with horror, which result in creepypastas from generations to come. Nice going there Smith.

I wish Earth could have Pokemon instead of animals.
*Predicts*...​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but your prediction does not come true.

I wish for a potato chip shaped like a Magikarp.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted, but now every PokeFan knows of your Magikarp-shaped potato chip, & are now heading towards your house. Quick, to the bunker.

I wish I could fall in love Latias, one more time.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but your body rejects the second heart with which to love so you go into shock and, well...at least the morgues are kept clean.

I wish Brock would elected on 2012 and that he would be the best president in history.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted,but he would turn everything into rocks.
I wish I had a Sneasel that likes me so much!

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but every time it hugs you, you get Heavily Scracted by it's claws.

I wish for Magikarp, I wish he can swim faster than any pokemon!

 

[destinedjagold]

Granted, but the Magikarp was too fast for you to know that your wish has been granted... :)

I wish for Delibird to bring me POKéMON-shaped chocolate cookies this Christmas eve. <3

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted,but Delibird accidentally puts explosives on them,which make your stomach explode.
I wish I had more Evolving Stones.(Ex: Fire Stone)

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but then a bunch of Evvee [I don't know HOW to spell it] jump you and take all away your Evolving stones.

I wish all Legendary Pokemon could be found in one place.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted,but it's in a place you can't even explore.
I wish Gligar can evolve at Lv. 40.

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but while it evolves, the area around it will explode into a ka-gillion pieces and kill everything within a half-mile. Wierd, your in that area, and your pokemon's evolving.

I wish Magikarp could be stronger.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted,but it gets weaker the next day.
I wish I had both Tirtuoga and Archen.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, you have them both but they are being a pain to train and are constantly attacking you!!

I wish when I am laying in the grass, Samurott would be over me (two of it's legs on one side of me and the two legs on the other side just standing there)

 

[xelarator]

granted, but it ended up ****ing on your shoes.

I wish they made a Laptop with pokemon designs.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, but they are all ugly and the all suck...


I wish this Human Moltres (in the picture) wasn't hitting on me and didn't have a crush on me! I am married to Reshiram for crying out loud

 

[ultimate-Oshawott]

Granted, but then it hates you and kills you.

I wish for that Moltres in the picture above me would start hitting on me.