Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[Tanaki]

Granted, but you only get 2 choices: Dunsparce or Bidoof.

I wish they made a Grass/Dragon. It would be terrible, but still neat.

 

[GoldxLight]

Granted, but they decided to replace Rayquaza with it, and now it can be beaten easily by Kyogre and Groudon, the whole Hoenn region was destroyed by their fighting, and their is no way for you to obtain it.

I wish they would allow Gardevoirs to show more of their black hole/reality warping powers <3

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, but it causes seizures

I wish I would kiss a female Reshiram Pokemon at mine and Reshiram's wedding and it not be a dream...

 

[smithtism]

Granted. It's not a dream, but a hallucination.

I wish Marill had better Attack stats.

 

[peter1507]

Granted, but Marill has Slow Start as an ability.

I wish that I could fly to any region in Pokemon White.

 

[RulerArceus]

Granted, but while you were flying away N made everybody lose their pokemon and Team Plasma won.
I wish that There was a Marmaduke Pokemon! :D
~Tayo/定規アルセウス​

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, but its stats are REALLY bad...


I wish I would have rode Moltres out of the NASCAR race I was at when it ended instead of sitting in traffic for 2 hours...

 

[Tanaki]

Granted, but everyone has pokemon and steals your idea and they all try to fly out at the same time, slowing everyone else down and confusing your Moltres on where to go.

I wish I had a klingklang watch that moved like it does in game, and obviously one that's plastic and therefore not metal and therefore not having the possibility to slice off my hand.

 

[pikaboy1994]

granted but the second you got it it blew up in your face

I wish that my vba emulator would work so i could play my Pokemon roms

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, but then your computer crashes...


I wish (and hope) my new Reshiram wife is good in the bedroom, and get it on!

 

[smithtism]

Granted. She is good in bedroom repairs and the two of you finally get the lights to turn on.

I wish Funimation dubbed the Pokemon anime starting at season 1.

 

[gameplayer56]

@Post above Smith, ........I got no comment for that one....
Anyway, Wish Granted but the voice never really matched with the characters.

I wish the Eon Pokemon could play musical instruments.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, they both start a jazz band, with this guy as their lead singer:

Spoiler:

Okay, here's the thing. I do have a video clip to complete the joke, but I'm still using my Wii internet so I can't copy the code or the link to it. =*(

Simply put, they all suck hard.

I wish Budew could learn Magical Leaf without having to evolve first.

 

[gameplayer56]

^*Sniffs*
Wish Granted but that's the only move she can learn before evolving.

I wish I could tell Latias how much I love her, without her rejecting me. (<--You saw what I did there, Smith?)​

 

[smithtism]

^What are you sniffing at? That the band fails or that I don't have a proper working computer to use?
Granted, but she was too distracted eating candy to notice you.

I wish Rock Smash was a decent attack.

 

[gameplayer56]

^Band failing...& whats up with the candy part?
Anyway, Wish Granted, but every other HM move are terrible.

I wish eevee was removed from existence.​

 

[smithtism]

^ *shrugs shoulders*
Granted, but Chumpaloo is put in it's place, and it is not pretty.

I wish Tyrogue's evolution methods made sense.

 

[gameplayer56]

^:\
Wish Granted but it took you nearly all of your life to finally understand.

I wish Pokemon cross-over some anime show.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, Pokemon and another anime cross on the highway and end up in a bloddy car accident that's covered for weeks on the international news.

I wish Rotom could fix my laptop.

 

[Moltres Rider]

granted, but he charges $1000 to do so...

I wish my new Zekrom dad wouldn't use Bolt Strike to punish me, come on Zekrom, that would be good technique to use on youth Zekrom, but I'm a human, plus I feel pain for 6 days after waking up from the Bolt Strike