Corrupt a Wish

[LilyGardy]

Granted but it is so powerful it is banned from all tournaments.

I wish the Pokemon Professors could tell if I am a boy or a girl?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, but they forget ask for your name to their grandson instead.

I wish I could ride my bike indoors.

Granted, but you can't nickname it "Lycan" :p

I can still name it Han. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Spoiler:

Like this?

No, like this. :)

 

[Furball the Umbreon]

Granted, but then you won't be able to ride your bike outdoors.

I wish for an actual legitimate way to get a Mew in the recent Pokemon games that isn't fake.

 

[LilyGardy]

Granted but you must play as the female character.

I wish that I could catch a Shiny Virizion.

 

[Furball the Umbreon]

Granted, but you'll never find a shiny Pokemon again.

I wish for an unlimited supply of golden nuggets.

 

[LilyGardy]

Granted but due to the suddenly high supply they are now only worth 1 Pokedollar when sold.

I wish that Skitty was a Fairy Type.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, but it's main ability becomes Normalize and it loses its other abilities. :/

I wish there was a red panda Pokemon! (And NOOO Furret is a ferret not a red panda ;w; )

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, but it's an endangered species. You aren't allowed to catch it.

I wish they brought back the walking with your Pokémon like they did in HGSS.

 

[Otamajakushi]

Granted, you have to unlock each Pokemon through some process in game.

I wish there were more ingame fusions, kind of like Kyurem.

 

[Callmefreak]

Wish granted, but the fusions always work against each other in some way. (Like say, a Pidgey and Voltorb together wouldn't be able to fly, or use any moves that would require flying, or a Marill and a Girafarig would be a Normal/Water type, instead of Fairy/Psychic, or Water/Psychic. Plus the nature and what-not would be whatever would work against the Pokemon, if possible, et cetera...)

I wish that I could see the IVs of a Pokemon BEFORE I waste my time/Pokeballs catching it.

 

[HollyYoshi]

Granted, but you never get perfect IVs again.


I wish Arcanine could have a Mega Evolution.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but then it literally becomes a "Legendary" Pokémon, and gets banned from tournaments due to becoming severely overpowered!

I wish Poké Balls had a much higher catch rate.

 

[KorpiklaaniVodka]

Granted, but all the Pokemon get a catch rate of 1.

I wish GameFreak came and said "There will be no Mega Flygon or Mega Milotic. We actually know what we are doing and feel that we need to give Mega Evolutions to some underrated, forgotten Pokemon that deserve more love."

 

[LilyGardy]

Granted but Mega Dunsparce has terrible stats and a worse design.

I wish my protagonist could talk.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, but every time he does, one of your Pokémon gets afflicted by poison.

I wish you could just ask for a Pokémon to join your party, making them follow you in free will, without needing Pokéballs or something.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but any Pokémon who joins you that way will transform into a Pikachu! :D

I wish HMs didn't exist.

 

[Sukyandaru]

Granted, but now you can't crush rocks, push boulders, fly, surf, cut trees, etc.

I wish I had a Tropius that could give me unlimited bananas.

 

[LilyGardy]

Granted but the Tropius is forbidden from battling.

I wish my Protagonist was allowed to remove their hat and continue moving.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but they will immediately be demoted to "Rival" status, and as a result, the new protagonist will defeat them in every single battle. :/

I wish Dunsparce was a Legendary Pokémon.

 

[Dusty]

Granted, but can only be obtained through an event exclusive to Japan.

I wish there was an bike that could make eggs hatch faster when riding it.