Corrupt a Wish

[Poisoned ice cream Sandshrew]

Granted, but you're not allowed to ride your bicycle. ANYWHERE!

I wish somebody poisoned all the Casteliacones.

 

[Miah]

Oh, granted...
But that's the only Consumable item you can use!
HAHAHAHAHA ahem..

I wish...I could find Celebi and travel to the future so I can play Sun and Moon!

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted. Now that you completed your mission, there's no point in you time traveling. It now becomes an endless loop. HAHAHA!

I wish catching 'em all was easier.

 

[Meadowy]

Granted! You can now obtain every Pokémon within a single game (without trading), but all Pokémon games cost double the price!

I wish for another Pokémon game in the Kalos region.

 

[Miah]

Granted, but it's almost completely the same as X and Y!

I wish I could become a Pidgey, no! Pidove! Oh, I'll just be a Starly.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but your only attack is Peck, and you also can't evolve! :(

I wish Mr. Mime would get a new official name.

 

[Centipede Chan]

Granted, it's now named "Non Mime-nary" to include every mime

I wish Eelektross was faster

 

[Miah]

Granted, but, its only attack is Curse!

I wish the Floaroma Meadow was real...

Granted, but your only attack is Peck, and you also can't evolve! :(

Oh, that's a 100% fine because it proves no matter how old I am, I still look young!
And Peck is pretty normal for Bird Pokémon... which is a loophole!

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but when you go there all the flowers wilt. Also no Honey Tree.

I wish I could play ORAS.

 

[Miah]

OMG that's so sad... then it would be called "Noaroma Meadow"

Granted, but you can't save the game!

I wish I had a 3DS so I can play X and Y and ORAS D:

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but because that is basically the same wish as mine, you get the same fate!

I wish people didn't bash so much on Gens V and VI.

 

[Miah]

Granted, but they'll bash on the lower Gens instead!

I wish I could find the "Portal to the Pokémon Universe"

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted. This Pokémon universe is as accurate as this one: there's all sorts of stuff kids should never know.

I wish the anime was as good as it was before.

 

[Miah]

Ugh, if you mean it by the breeding... then I guess I should've not wished for that!

Granted, but it will never be dubbed!

I wish... ok, that last corruption was definitely not ok so I guess...
I wish for a real Oran Berry! AND NOT AN ORANGE

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted. It's a tangerine!

I wish Poison-, Psychic-, and Ghost-types were better offensively.

 

[Miah]

Granted, but its moves' accuracies are very low!

I wish for a real Poké Ball!

 

[Mr. Flix]

Granted, but it only works on Pokémon, and there are no Pokémon in your world.

 

[Adam Levine]

I wish Unown learned more moves.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, it now also learns Splash, Howl and Swords Dance. Have fun boosting your special Hidden Power attack! ;P

I wish they added a cheese type to the games.

 

[Miah]

Granted, but it's weak to every type, including Normal!

I wish Sandshrew can be found holding a Casteliacone.