Corrupt a Wish

[Meadow]

Granted, but you can only obtain it through cheating!

I wish the main series games would have a better storyline.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, but the storyline is too intricate and younger players stop buyung them, thus forcing GF to turn Pokemon into something dark and uncuddly.

I wish the games were all sequels of each other!

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but the characters of the previous generations will be dead with each sequel. =P

I wish that Solar Beam doesn't have to take two turns.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

:| why

Granted, it takes 0 turns! No more Solar Beam!

I wish that an English Jirachi event would come to the US!

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but the US versions all have awful nicknames making them terrible to use!

I wish Magikarp had a baby form.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but Feebas will be completely unobtainable. (Shouldn't hurt if you already have a Milotic, though... Just pretend you don't. xD)

I wish that Ultra Balls would look cooler.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but the cost is raised by $50,000 in order to make up for the design!

I wish that Shedinja didn't exist - that thing is so damn creepy :(

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, but now neither does Pachirisu.

I wish there was an HGSS anime short with Ethan, Lyra and Kamon in it.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but the writers make Kamon the biggest nerd possible, lol.

I wish that X/Y had a lengthier postgame.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

actually nerdy kamon doesn't sound that bad XD special!silver is an anime nerd sooo

Granted, but it's just one more mission on the looker side quests.

I wish Looker had a bigger role in OrAs!

Edit: found it

Spoiler:

silver's an otaku spread the word

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but he is now the main character and you have to use his exact Pokémon every single time you play!

I wish Teddiursa was a real life Pokémon.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted but it's temper is as bad as ursaring's.

I wish othe PokeSpe fans didn't bash on the anime.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but it'll be Five Nights at Freddy's all over again. xD woooooow, ninja'd. =(
Granted, but they'll all convert to anime fans and start hating the manga. xD

I wish we could have more locations like Mt. Coronet.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, but every single one of them will be copy-pasted from Mt Coronet's maps.

I wish I could see the HGSS trio meet their Special counterparts. (Johto's my favorite :3)

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but it'll only happen in a fanfic. xD

I wish there were more games like Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but it's literally just you playing in a children's sandbox with your pet Pikachu 24/7!

I wish that Phione was catchable in-game.

 

[blue]

Granted, but it can only be caught with a Master Ball!

I wish Qwilfish had an evolution.

 

[Guardian]

Granted, it's pink.

I wish Pokemon Wi-Fi wasn't f*cking shut down!

 

[Meadow]

Lol, granted, but you have to pay to use it. =/

I wish that Pokémon Bank was a one time purchase, rather than a yearly subscription.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but it's full of bugs and glitches that never get fixed.

I wish Lilligant was a Grass/Fairy type.