Corrupt a Wish

[Meadow]

Granted, but no Pokémon will be able to learn that move, except for Arceus.

I wish you could battle Professor Oak in FireRed/LeafGreen.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but he decides to take back your Pokémon when you win because he feels it has become too bloodthirsty under your control!

I wish that Red was stronger in Johto.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, he now managed to cheat a team of six lv150 Pokémon (and Pikachu evolved).

I wish Youngster Joey could be rematched with a much stronger team.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but you'll permanently have to play as him if you decide to take him on in a rematch. =P

I wish for fully-evolved Pokémon to be more common in the wild.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but now you can never find non-evolved Pokémon and breeding is the new meta of Pokédex filling!

I wish that Snubull wasn't so ugly.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but the only move it can ever learn is Leer.

I wish my best friends liked to play Pokemon. (In case you don't know, I've got two new best friends since September 2014, and I'm talking about them right now.)

 

[Squirrel]

Wish granted, but then they inexplicably die. Uh oh :(

I wish that Pokémon were real!

 

[blue]

Granted, but only one Pokémon per person!

I wish HMs were forgettable.

 

[Guardian]

move deleter?
Granted, but that Pokemon can never learn that HM again.

I wish Dragonair's evolution look more like him design-wise.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but it's Serperior.

I wish for the Patrat line to be erased from existance.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but an even more bland line of rodents takes their place and shows up with 90% encounter rate in every route.

I wish that Pokemon actually appeared beneath you when you used Surf rather than the weird black blob.

 

[Guardian]

Granted, but if its too small, it drowns or faints and no longer own it.

I wish Haunter was the final evolution.

 

[magicarp4thewin]

Granted, but only water starters will appear..... with a 0% catch rate

I wish you could get charizardite y in Pokemon x

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but now MegaCharizard Y is too popular and is banned from usage.

I wish PokéCenters didn't take so long to heal in.

 

[François2]

Granted, but they now cost a significant amount of Pokémoney per pokémon to heal.

I wish Roserade had a mega form.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Wish granted, but then they inexplicably die. Uh oh :(

*coughs on drink* OH MY ARCEUS

Granted, but you can only get the Roseradite after the E4 in every game and it's moves/stats/ability sucks.

I wish that PokespexAnime writers would figure out that dissing the anime cast isn't funny. :D

 

[magicarp4thewin]

Granted, but after getting bored, the writers quit and there's never a new episode again

I wish shiny Pokemon were easier to find

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but they'll all have uglier palettes.

I wish for roaming Legendaries to be less of a pain.

 

[magicarp4thewin]

Granted, but roaming legendaries stats will be halved, making it almost pointless to catch them

I wish the cries in the anime would actually reflect the cries of the pokemon in-game

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, but the Pokemon will have less personality.

I wish the gen VI legendaries didnmt absolutely require you to catch them.