Corrupt a Wish

[sCam]

Granted but if it's a fire/Ground/Rock type it loses half Hp Instead.

I wish I never cared about anything

 

[0]

Wish granted, you're now a sociopath! (howdoidotheboggie.jpg)


I wish I could be Mewtwo.

 

[TheLegendaryGuy]

Granted, but your stats would be the lowest ones ever seen, and you could only learn splash. Speaking of splash, I wish my Magicarp could learn Draco Meteor..

 

[0]

Granted, but you even stop caring about your hair and , in a few days , you have electrowebs growing, and Joltiks crawling on your head.
I wish my Magicarp could learn Draco Meteor..

Wish granted! But, it can only use it against other magikarp. (boogie here)



Same thing.

 

[TheLegendaryGuy]

It went super confusing up there, so I'll start with a new wish.
I wish I could catch Kyogre in Sapphire with a single Pokéball.

 

[0]

Wish granted, however Pokeballs are banned in favor of the new Pokeblock where have I heard this name?


Anyone caught with the possession of a pokeball will face fines of $1000,000,000,000 and will be arrested for 30+ years.


I wish I was a Pokémon!

 

[Socratic]

Granted, but you're just one of the extra eggs of a Pokémon someone was breeding for. 31/30/31/31/31/31 IVs, how terrible.

I wish I had a Mudkip

 

[sCam]

Granted but it has Ebola

I wish no one corrupted my wishes

 

[Socratic]

Granted, but they don't come true either. Paradox!

I wish I had a Full Restore for my Mudkip :(

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but that Full Restore is actually a Magikarp whose nickname is "Full Restore." :P

I wish Game Freak would reveal all of the Alola starters' evolutions right now!

 

[Socratic]

Granted, but they only reveal the typings. Litten's are Fire/Fighting.

I wish I could get my HP healed by using Wish.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, but it will take 18236 years for your wish to come true.

I wish the GO Gyms around here weren't all that ridiculously powerful.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted. Now, the gyms are full of Rattata with 40 CP.

I wish for a Jirachi.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, but Jirachi can't grant any more wishes for you.

I wish they would just reveal all the Gen 7 Pokémon already! :D

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted. However, the game comes out next year.

I wish Pokémon GO had less issues.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted but they have to leave out all the Gen 2+ Pokemon and you have to pay more for the extras.

I wish they added another mega evolution for the other two Kanto starters and maybe a Mega Eevee as the normal evo. :p

 

[Arcean Warrior]

Done, but its ability is 'Ragequit' which makes the user faints after 1 turn no matter what happens.








I wish for a 'Sturdy' Shedinja with Safety Goggles.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted. Have fun with entry hazards and status effects. ;)

I wish for more fruit-based Pokémon.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, but its based on a pineapple and name Strawberrie.

I wish there was a way to survive using Self-Destruct.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted. Poliwhirl's Damp activated!

I wish we had a completely original Ice-type for Sun and Moon.