So... there's this drunk guy in a pub.
He suddenly orders a "Flying Tequila"... Well, he gets it, drinks it right away and calls for everyone's attention. So yeah, when everyone's looking at him... he starts waving his arms, gets to the second floor arms and runs directly at the window.
He smashes it, yet instead of falling, he starts literally
flying in circles around the pub. After the roundabout, he just enters through the smashed window, and everyone's open-mouthed.
So some other silly guy goes "DUUUUUDE! How the heck did you do that?" the drunk guy looks at him laughing, and tells him "Oh well, just order a Flying Tequila". Well, the silly guy does so then. He drinks his Flying Tequila, and starts waving his arms just like the first guy, then climbs up to the second floor and starts running at the window. Everyone's looking at him.
...But the guy just falls, and hits the floor very, very cruelly. Then the barman looks at the drunk guy and goes,