DAMN CHINESE!!!

[Misheard Whisper]

I always eat too much when we have takeaways. Meh tummeh hurtz nao. D:





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What were you expecting to find here? Jeez.

 

[GymLeaderMisty]

I thought this was going to be a Lou Dobbs like rant where the Chinese are taking jobs and increasing the trade deficit.

 

[Misheard Whisper]

Who in Arceus' name is Lou Dobbs? o_O *Googles*

 

[Bay]

I'm used to eating a lot of Chinese food, especially fried rice. XD

 

[Aizuke]

Why not take chinese medicine to cure yourself?

 

[Guillermo]

You can't blame the Chinese for your stomach, you racist!

 

[.Seth]

Too much wontons, yes?

 

[Misheard Whisper]

Too much chicken fried rice and sweet&sour pork, more like. Mostly the rice. There was heaps left, but I didn't want to have it later because reheated Chinese food isn't great.

So I scoffed it.

BRB GOING TO HELL FOR GLUTTONY

And lol, Seth, wanton means something completely different to won ton. XD Look 'em up.

 

[.Seth]

Too many wantonly wontons, yes?

 

[Misheard Whisper]

Wantonly? o_O

 

[Tyrantrum]

Why post the same thing twice, Seth? >>

Great, now this blog made me in the mood for Wanton Soup. :(

 

[Misheard Whisper]

asdf what is with you people and mixing up wontons with wanton? AAAAAARGH!

Main Entry: won·ton
Pronunciation: \ˈwän-ˌtän\
Function: noun
Etymology: Chinese (Guangdong) wàhn-tān
Date: 1934
: filled pockets of noodle dough served boiled in soup or fried

Main Entry: ¹wan·ton
Pronunciation: \ˈwȯn-t^ən, ˈwän-\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from wan- deficient, wrong, mis- (from Old English, from wan deficient) + towen, past participle of teen to draw, train, discipline, from Old English tēon — more at tow
Date: 14th century
1 a archaic : hard to control : undisciplined, unruly b : playfully mean or cruel : mischievous
2 a : lewd, bawdy b : causing sexual excitement : lustful, sensual

EDIT: A year later, I realise that Eeveon was joking. *sigh*