Dear Anonymous Roommate,
You are a sleeze when it comes to girls. Just a complete sleeze. You become dependent on them and get them hooked on mothering you, doing your chores, and fulfilling your needs. I think it's disgusting that you tried to get with my friend, told her that you wanted to be with her more than the other two girls you were banging, and then as soon as my friend rejected you, you got with that girl you supposedly didn't care that much about. Gross. Also, stop shaving all over everything. There's a thing called a sink.