Diamond and Pearl: Never-ending cheat on how to obtain Celebi

[fy@x5]

...you discover it was your mom! You go to her house, but since she decided to disown you, she does not let you in. You decide to...

 

[Shadowflame3458]

Go catch some Magikarp and watch them get Slapped around by other peoples Real pokemon... Then when you get bored of that you...

 

[fy@x5]

....Must fly to Viridan where there will be 200 evil...

 

[Azonic]

Houndours, who accidentally marked their territory on top of you, you got so mad and...

 

[Shining.Shadows]

...take a moment to admire the sunset, whilst, for some reason, reminisce about many nights back home playing D&D. You will find (after having inserted AR DS before acting out this whole cheat, of course, and ticking "RPG-in-a-pocket") two dice and a D&D board in your pocket. Having wished you had ticked "CRPG-in-a-pocket" so you'd get a laptop and NWN2, you sigh, layout the board on the beach and do a 2 die roll. if you roll a 2 and a 3, +3 skill points in mace weilding. Roll two sixes and you get -5 skill points in imagination. Roll anything else and you get +10 skill points in knowing Celebi's final destination, which unlike the movie, doesn't involve a ladder through the eye, or unrealistically being cut in half with barbed wire. You know where Celebi is headed and get your Chatot to evolve into Mr. T, who explodes all the Houndours in an enormous mass of fool-pity. Mr. T then flies you to...

 

[Dogboy2709]

The Mushroom Kingdom! where you find Mario and he tells you the princess had been kidnapped....YET AGAIN You tell Mario What your after, then a toad shows up saying they just escaped from Bowser's Castle, and Bowser has what you need to make bowser appaer, you join Mario, but first before you go to bowser castle, you must make it though.....

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

now ur in sonic's world. sonic then orders a chao 2 beat the living hell out of u...

 

[Aruseus Rider]

Then Sonic summons Alakazam,who makes you pick your nose 1,000,000 times.
You must battle the Alakazam,which is lvl.1000000000000000000.
Then out of nowhere,a Machine Gun teleports into your hands,and you kill everyone
Around you,and a note appears and you read it. It says That the sender is Celebi,
Who is being tortured in a teleport free chamber,and your mom is torturing it,
By making Celebi watch Barney,Teletubies,and being sent to Barney land.
You must gather all the weapons ever made and destroy your mom,then Celebi Shall be your minion forever.Then…..

 

[Dogboy2709]

however it soons turn out that it's just a pikachu in digsue, but it can talk human it tells you that celebi is in Rougeport...

 

[Vuallum]

Whilst travelling on foot to Rougeport (despite the fact you can fly), you must defeat PKMN Trainer Baal who holds a level 83 Mini Diablo with an OHKO move but must be done in one turn, if one turn passes and Mini Diablo is still standing it will evolve in mid-battle and turn into the Real Pandemonium Diablo, if this occurs you must have a lv 54 zigzagoon which doesn't have your trainer ID on it pickup the nearby Herald of Zakarum, you then need to un-equip it from Zigzagoon during battle and use it on Diablo.

After this you need to prance around in the grass which has been singed by Diablo for 4316 steps, after doing this...

 

[Blaziken_Boy]

Yell out "SCRUFFROY" into your mic 300 times until you're surrounded by spartans. Then some final fantasy nerds will come and have a nerdy battle. They then ask you to join their club. Say yes, and the rattata from 500 million years ago will charge across the hill. You run off with the FF nerds until you find a Coin Case. Turn around (Don't move or else you'll slip off the ledge) and hit A to make someone shoot a fireball, setting every single Rattata on fire. Then feed your fireball-shooter an Uber Metagame, causing him to become Castform. Then you'll end up in the world of Adventure, where you must dodge those freakin' ducks.

After this, go to sleep on a rock. Gardevoir will appear in a dream and tell you to wake up. Don't push any buttons. After a while you'll get hit by a Wake-Up slap. A Lucario is standing there and tells you you need to join his rescue team to go on stupid generic quests. Do this and the FF Dudes will appear and join, too. Play as Lucario and guide FFDudes through Joyous Tower, where Celebi waits... But bowser comes and...

 

[I Am Arceus]

swings you into a bomb.
you must catch bowser and then give him 53.290 pokeblocks,yuck flavor.
he tyhen eats you and poops you inside viridian forest. catch 32 caterpie and trainthem all to level 101 just by training in viridian forest.
attack your freind/rival and lose. he will thow you into a dumpster and then...

 

[Vuallum]

You must leave your game alone for 3 months or greater. Once you have done this, you need to continue your game, your character will wake up, hit A and you will get a text box saying "Owww ... What happened? and how did I end up in hobo clothes?".

Equip the Trainer Clothes in your Key Items Pocket, and pass the hobo clothes to the left-hand side. After completing this you and a friend must link up and catch the lightning train from opposite sides of the globe, causing it to crash, you will end up in a Sea Cavern.

In this cavern...

 

[Blaziken_Boy]

You say "Clap" and a light turns on. You see a shadow that looks like Celebi. When you get to it you see it's a rattata. Press A and run, if you don't run fast enough or get on your bike it'll eat you. When you get outside a Final Fantasy dude will throw a beeping banana at it and get into the Popemarine. Get in with them and watch the cave a'splode. If you don't look out the window and press A, the game will start you back at the beginning of this cheat. Then you'll enter Pallet Town of Red Version. You and the Dudes look like always, but everything else looks like the first generation. Then you do a barrel roll by pressing Z or R twice, and...

 

[Binary]

An then the people will kick your but and send you back to the fourth generation. Then................

 

[qazwsxedc]

Some random dude will show up and say 23qe237rgdqe6enxcfyNBXGYW1!!! you must say YES!!!! The man will turn into a cow eat him. when you are full walk 12423134 steps up a man will fall from the sky and say I AM THE MEATBALL MASTER. You must say MOZZERRELLA!!! He will ask you the secret of Good food. You must say IT WILL YELL BlAM!!! WHEN YOU POKE IT. He will give you some food poke it and it will explode. Then....

 

[Vuallum]

You need to get a total of 145 Master Balls together (this can include working with friends), You need to link up via the WiFi and sell these 1 by 1 (yes, co-ordinating if your borrowing friend's master balls) to the Pokemart guy who gives you that funny eye all the time.

Whilst you are selling the Master Balls, the game will say a notification saying "#### Number of Masterballs sold to the strange Pokemart guy". The game will detect any cloned masterballs, cloned ones will cause the counter to go down by 5 (Regardless of 3rd Gen or 4th Gen).

Once the counter hits 145, Your Nintendo DS and all of your friends' DS's will start shaking wildly - this is normal - once they're done shaking wildly, a Message box covering both screens will appear, the link will be terminated, and the message box will state "Celebi walks the Forest!".

Go the the nearest forest where you will find...

 

[Aruseus Rider]

A ditto walking around in a celebi suit.You must scream in
the mic,"NO DITTO!WHERE CELEBI!"And the ditto holds up a sign
that says,See man idiot in the white suit.Everything is opposite
on it,which means you must see Cynthia.Then....

 

[qazwsxedc]

you find a B.l.t sandwich you bite it, it turns in to a pokeball.you eat you eat it anyway a random person appears and traps you in a pokeball. you must then...

 

[Vuallum]

Use the Card Key you got when you played through Fire Red or Leaf Green (you cannot continue if you haven't completed either of them) on the pokeball to escape, once you have escaped the pokeball...