the cheat so far:
First, one needs to capture a level 100 Bibarel and beat it furiously until it submits to the will of the Master. Then you must stuff your socks into your ear.
Then, find Missingo. You can find it by finding and slapping every baby in Sinnoh. This causes Missingo to battle you. He will use *** attack, which will hack Arserus into your game. If he has Pokerus, you're screwed. If not..... Note that you MUST capture Missingno with an Ultra Ball.
You have to catch it in three turns or you will recieve an error message and you will be ejected from the battle. After catching Missingo, you must defeat the Elite Four with it being your only Pokemon.
After you beat the champion, Missingo will go spastic. You must hold it down until the convulsions stop using the touch screen. When it stops moving, kill it. After this, keep catching Budew until you get one with Pokerus. Then smash it's head until it evolves into Roselia. Once your roselia evolves, eat it. Then, catch another one. Eat that one too. Repeat this process until you are full. Once your character is full you have to catch enough Starly' until your belt and PC are full. Train them all to LV. 36. Release one every other hour. Not releasing DIRECTLY on the top of the hour will result in code FAILURE. After releasing all the starly's you must obtain dialga and palgia and throw them at eachother to make trhem fus and th become a new glitch pokemon called: missingno V.2
with this pokemon alone in your party beat 50 DIFFERENT trainers and then you will receive a card for an island where you can get a cellphone for more instructions... LOL, and then you teach your Empoleon Punishment and punish all the legendaries you have or seen. Then you talk to Professor rowan and you beat him up and he gives you celebi, lol. But the celebi he gives you is HaX04ed so you have to slap him with a jiggly puff, and then run home to your mom. And when you find her in your bedroom steeling all your stuff you whack her with an Ursaring 'till she gives you 3 coins. Then you must throw your NDS out the window and wait for the Flying gyrados (gyrados is part flying type) to bring it back. Then you must kill it and feed it to the poor treeko and steal they're little toothpick thingies then you must run until you get lost. Then you must get an AR from proffesor Rowing and then use it to get celebi. - rub your chest wiht cooking oil
- catch a lv 15 diagla( found in pal park after eating your bag)
- then talk to Rowan he will tell you about how hairy his chest is and he needs a shaver,(found in the pkmncenter of sandgem town)
- slap the nuse while you at it
- give up the shaver and hell tell you to got to your fathers house,
- give him a slap
-run outside and celbi will apear ...
But this Celebi Has A Trainer!
Instead of the Elite 4, you fight celebi Masters which have 6 hacked celebis each, you must beat the first one, Then the E4 glitch will work again, use it to get to the island with Dakari. Instead of Dakari there will be a Pc with Youtube on it, view the video called "Jeopardy" you will then be on the Jeopardy stage. from there you must find a way to the Wheel of Fortune Stage, so you... Say the magic word Diarrhea and then you will fall into a hole and you will be at the WOF. Spin a 52167345 and then Shaymin will appear. Tell it to go eat a mountain and it will kill you with its Grass things. But you have to get out of your grave and then you have to find a level 4 Drapion. you have to Use it to beat Celebi. Go to Glitch city and catch a 9. Stick the 9 on the Drapion's head and it will turn into Regigigas. Get Regigigas to level 305 and then a Celebi doll will appear in your Wii. Eat the doll, then poop it out and throw the turd at your mom... The Turd will hit your mom, then all of a sudden out of nowhere, Jimmy Neutron will appear, your mom will then throw a pieat you, you dodge, and it hits Jimmy then Jimmy Makes you drink his burping soda, "Guanteed one burp per sip" You burp and you burp and you burp and you burp untill... Jimmy Nutron turns into Mermaid Man and Barnincle Boy randomly appears, and they slap you in the back. After being slaped you go to your room and you see your friend/rival die a horible death. After he dies, you take his pokemon and order his starter to do it's most powerful move. After that... the pokemon goes berserk so you kill then...... It turns out you killed a stuffed animal so you stick the head up your rival's butt then run off. You have to run until you get onto route3572098367206293847609832764329760432 then Missingno. V3 will appear. (Cue pixie trio music) Say ooooh and it will turn into your rival's strongest Pokemon and it will be... a level 1 hacked CELEBI! It will know Splash and Constrict. Blah. Worthless. Kill it and run back to Sandgem town and Dawn's little sister will say that Trainers are swarming in route 3572098367206293847609832764329760432 so run there again. Catch 6, put them all in your party and beat the Elite 4 using only Struggle. Once you do, your mom will say Congratulations, You Hvae Unlocked A Secret Ara. You Can go to the Sky pillar and the plane leavs in 5 minuts. (With all the typo's... she's drunk) Slap her then go to the plane. Make farting noises for 7.25216795 hours. You will arrive. Catch the Rayquaza and teach it Splash. Make that its only move and beat the Elite four again. Then... fart yourself into space where you see the last rock that will go to the moon in 78218624621486214684321846546213 years leave for earth to get off the moon you must........ consume a potato. Once the potato has been consumed, teach the moon bubblebeam with the potato. Then, go into battle with the rock that will go into the moon, call out a ditto and use transform. Instead, Ditto will... go mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo recall it and send out..... A Pikachu that has just drank Moo Moo Milk to.... become hungry. ignore the hungryness and beat it up, then just grab the clefairy aircraft thingy that is standing there and use it to go back to your ds. grab your mariokart advance game and plug it in. then dive in the sea and swim to johto, there go to the unown ruins and get lost. a mann will pop up and he kicks your ass, so say "apbnaeioat tah paoewytha baetoaheaobnpewyqa;bfjnq3o94610394ytqrgwatph h wpoauta;vlh babnapeyahu" and all the unown will come to live and kill the man. he will die, and the unown will eat him. take his heart and bring it to your rival, he will give you his caterpie that knows blizzard. with it go fight fire pokemon. if you get beaten you will be falling into an endless hole that ends in a... ow wait it doesnt end. if you beat 59267026,004 fire pokemon you will receive some poopies. eat them and missengo V4 appears. ask him to come with you and he does. take him to your father, and he will turn your father into a very ugly feebass that doesn't like any kind of pokeblock or stuff like that, but make it eat alot of pokeblock till it farts pink smoke and then it will evolve into kakuna. kick kakuna till it breaks open and you will get a key that allows you to enter the mario race track. Now race Mario and Luigi with Pikachu... but first you have to build a Kart for pikachu, then race and win, after that you.... buy a bunch of hot dogs and feed them to luigi, so he is just as fat as wario, then do the same to mario, then call wario to come stand with you guys and give luigi and mario the same cloths as wario and let em run around the field and come back in 30 minutes. meanwhile catch a lvl 0.00038651450000001 wurmple with explosion and destiny bond. when luigi mario and wario return you don't know which is which, so tell wurmple to use destiny bond on the guys that he thinks are NOT mario and then use explosion. Wario and Mario die. this will cause a fatal error and the screen will go black, just wait 4 years and it will go back to normal again, but your save file is gone and you have to start a new game. when you get to choose yer first pokemon pick whismur. now go to the pokemoncenter and Missengo V5 is in your box. now use missengo to kill your whismur and then… Teach Missengo fly, now hop aboard it and fly towards the mountains. Crash Directly into it and then you'll see Celebi birdies flying arund your head! Now you see a cave you... ignore, then you see a pink gay charizard, and luigi is on its back. now run back to the cave and enter, there you see a huge bunch of masterballs, grab em all and go back out of the cave, and catch the pink gay charizard and luigi in masterballs, but they pop out again, so just throw a nest ball, and this time you succesfully catch them. use them to... throw a BIG GAY PARADE in Pallet town and you find out that Max came out of the closet. Now beat Ashs Mothers, Mr. Mime in a battle. Dance Around Charizard to find the... Moon Stone. Use the Moon Stone on the Charizard and it will evolve into fdsjkl.466.. fdsjkl.466. has [glitchy cymbol]shine[glitchy cymbol] as its only move. After that... Run into your house an go to bed for 47 days straight. If you atempt to pick up and play the game it will explode on you so time it just right! When you finally get to the 47th day continue to route... 233344444, and find your pink gay charizard which has devolved, and kick it so it will learn to speak like a tangela. now give it a sun stone and it will evolve into a geodude. teach it surf and use it to go to cinnibar. there go to the pokemon mansion and read all the reports on creating Mewtwo and REMEMBER THEM. if you forget a rattata will come and eat you. now use walk around and kill 476 shiny lvl 156 muk, if you kill other pokemon or muk that are not shiny rattata will come and eat you. now get out of the mansion and you will appear in the cave with groudon. grab a stone and throw it a the groudon so it will be poisoned and you can catch it, it will be lvl 70. now lower its lvl to -74 and it will evolve into a magnemite. use that to... Fuse it to your Geodude to make it become Magnedudes! The 501st pokemon! Now walk out of the cave and see that you've entered a strange new town, walk around and enter the Card Shop. You see Yugi sitting with Joey talking about some sort of strange card game. Your goal is to learn how to play this strange game called Yu-gi-oh. But first show them your Magnedude and tell them about your story so far on how you were supposed to catch a Celebi. Now that your done with that walk out of the card shop and... Kabia Will Apper he'll say "Oh I have someone new to defeat" then you tell him "I don't know how to play" Then Kabia wii...... Yell Yugis name and Yugi comes out and you'll see them boh duel and teach you how to duel. Now you have to contruct your own Personal deck out. Now you have to duel 55 people and never lose to anyone. Once you have won those duels, Kaiba will... ...explode. Into a mamillion tiny toy Celebis. You must make these Celebis real! To do so you must go bake some cookies.
Bake them faster.
...FASTER!!
Now you must... ...eat all the cookies until you explode into a million tiny you's and feed the toy Celebis yogurt to activate their internal... Chips. Now they are become real! But too bad the mini you's can't catch them. The game freezes and then Mew appears on the screne he has a frowny face. Your DS is now broken you have to buy a new one or get it replaced. After you get the new DS you have to figure out a puzzle in the room its a Supposed to be a picture of... ...Ho-oh, but if you want to be able to catch Celebi with this cheat you HAVE TO MESS UP so it'll look like a Lugia. Then you'll battle a GLITCHED!UP Ho-oh that'll turn your trainer into a Pokemon. You have to beat him with a Pokemon that's power level is over NINE THOUSAND!!!!11!shift1! Take the Ho-oh to Blaine, who will turn it into a magnemite. after getting the magnemite, use it to restart your electirc toilet , after, take a big dump. Now, take the poo and give it to one of your shiny muks. After that it wil become a super muk, with ultra stinking capabilities. Take the muk to Giovanne, who will have his rapidash shoot fire at and cause an explosion from all the gass. The GYM explodes, and you and team rocket go blasting off again... while flying you will be cought by a pidgeot that wants to see his master again. so you take it to ash, who is lost somewhere in the orange islands (what the hell is he doin there?). he will be happy and have total attention for his pidgeot so you can steal his pikachu . bring the pikachu to team rocket and they give you a pokeball and say celebi is in it, then run of with the pikachu. you check the pokeball, it is empty :S. but you need this pokeball to catch a yellow deoxys with 8 arms. he is in the unown ruins on 7 isle. this is one of the 8 pokemon you need in your party, then the REAL celebi will appear before you and you can catch it. but first you must find the 7 other pokemon and somehow expand your party size to 8 and you must transform back into a human. for now store your yellow deoxys with 8 arms in the computer, and then go to... To Four Island Destroy the Ice cave go to the secret room in the back which leads you underwater to a Time machine that takes you to Hoenn to travel to the spacecenter where you launch into space and get your space ship destroyed by a very large group of Jirachi and then.... search for some clues on how to catch Celebi. Once you get the "Notes" time travel back, unfortunaltey you traveled back to the first days of Pokemon, 100 million years to date. A Venusaur stand in front of you and you must...
avoid tis solar beam. but because it didn't hit you it hit the ting behind you, which is the time travel machine. if you ignored the cheat and didn't remember the story about the creation of mewtwo, you realy are screwed. you have to cross a bridge which is guarded by a persian who asks you questions. if you fail just 1 question the bridge will be destroyed and you won't be able to move on. the questions are randomly created but they are always about mew and mewtwo. you have to answer them fast because behind you aproaches a big groop of prehistorical rattata that want to eat you. once you cross the bridge you...
