DNA Alter + Corrupt (Trying again)

[41victory]

You screw up and turn into a magikarp
i alter my TVs DNA so it has 999999 channels all good nice channels!

 

[shinygold fan]

then your mom/dad blockes all of them no tv sorry

i alter my little brothers dna so he be quiet and isnt adhd

 

[Sr E]

To 41victory (I was too late, but I thought this was good):

You lose your remote to the cable box. Now you must change the channel by walking up to the T.V., and pressing the button (holding doesn't work) constantly to get from channel 98 to channel 500,089.

To shinygoldfan:

Your brother is so quiet that he gets picked on at school for being quiet. Until he brings in a MotoRazr, adding to the problem of Razr overpopulation.

 

[shinygold fan]

theres no dna corupt in your post so ill do one


i alter pokemon r/b/y dna so that..... you can catch all pokes including d/p ones

 

[Sr E]

Your Missingno evolves into an dMoqwertpzg and devours your legit Shaymin, Arceus, and Darkrai.

I alter Porygon's DNA so that it can have an elemental type.

 

[shinx^2]

Its elemental type becomes COOLTRAINER, and since it's a
computer program, it glitches itself up.

I alter my family's DNA so that I have a brother and/or a
sister. Yey =3

 

[41victory]

Youll soon realize that a sibling will annoy you to death and youll pass out from all the whining.
I alter my Ds's Dna so it can play every game known to man

 

[Dogod]

unfortunately, it gets overloaded with games and explodes.
I alter my computer's dna so it can my loyal servant that won't kill me no matter how glitched up things get.

 

[shinygold fan]

it dosnt obey and kills you


i alter the worlds dna so i rule

 

[shinx^2]

Nothing happens because you already rule.
I alter the DNA of the magikarp someone turned
me into last time so I am Shinx

 

[41victory]

You then lose ur mind and think ur a wild pokemon and chew ur whole familys heads off
I alter A pokedex (those dumb *toys*) so it has 3d holograms and battle other people and they acctually look like they hit each other!

 

[Crimson Arcanine]

It also now shocks you everytime they would hit one another.

I alter my own DNA so I have the advantage of having Ninetales' Flash Fire ability.

 

[shinx^2]

You don't end up liking flash fire
because you always burn yourself.
I alter the DNA of the Shinx that is
now me so I have 9 tails like Ninetales.

 

[Mustache]

but now 9 snubbul are biting your tails.
i alter my charizards dna so it will fly faster than a dragonite

 

[shinygold fan]

but my dragonite becomes faster :p

i alter nickelbacks dna so i have a nickelback cd

 

[shinx^2]

You then decide you don't want one.

I alter my life's DNA so that I can
go back to when I was in kindergarten
and start over... Wait a sec...
*remembers plans for time machine* OOOOOOHHH
YEAAAAAH!!!!! WOOO!!

 

[Crimson Arcanine]

You nearly alter your DNA right, you do regress to that age,and back further and...further...and furthur...and further...well you can imagine the rest. :badsmile:

I alter my brothers DNA so hes not as good at computer games as I.

 

[shinygold fan]

he ends up being beter then you

i alter my dna so i have a indestructible ipod that cant be corrupted

 

[41victory]

You went on a fishing trip and dropped it overboard
I alter the worlds dna so there is no war!

 

[bloo14]

you then become a hippie and overdose on pot

i alter my socks to never become stinky