I have dreams that make me believe that I have secretly been doing drugs behind my back and hiding it from myself. As Gilgamesh from the Great Epic of Gilgamesh would say, "I had a dream. It deeply disturbed me."
I was in my living room, getting ready to film something for school. My dad was manning the camera. Weird Al (yes, THAT Weird Al) was on the couch, dressed and ready to play the part of the caveman. The film crew was slacking; they were over in the kitchen eating these noodles and they said I couldn't have any because I was just a kid. So we go over and we're about to start filming. My dad switches the camera on.
POOF! A flash of light and an orange puff of smoke later, my dad's looking at the camera as it's billowing the stuff. My mom starts screaming. My dad picks it up and flees into the kitchen. My mom yells after him, "NO! DON'T! WE'LL JUST CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!" But he doesn't listen. He slams the camera down on the table, and the film crew backs off. My dad opens the camera. My mom yells, "NO! DON'T! YOU'LL BE ELECTROCUTED!" But he doesn't listen. He reaches his hands in and pulls out what apperas to be a piece of half-cooked meat that has been partially ground, then compressed into a cube. That's the only thing in the camera. My mom is sobbing, "No! You're going to mutate now!" And my dad throws the meat into the noodles the film crew was just eating. My parents go into the other room, and my brother comes over and nonchalantly pokes the meat, shrugs, and goes into the other room where he is yelled at by my mom because apparently now he's going to die too.
I didn't get any noodles earlier, so I reached in and grabbed one, tasting. It tasted like sandpaper so I spit it into the garbage. Young orphans filed into the room and each took one noodle and ate it because no one else would. So many orphans came in, the noodles were gone in a few minutes.
I went into the other room, and my mom was hysterical. "DID YOU EAT ONE OF THE NOODLES?!" and I told her, no. She was relieved, and continued to scream at my dad and brother. I went upstairs and into my room, then sprouted dragon wings and woke up. o.o