Eating A Pokemon?

[Absol Perfect Distaster]

Imagine eating a pokemon? would it taste like sh*t? would it be salty? what would a fried pachirusu taste like? Discuss!

Isn't that like us saying "Imagine eating an animal? would it taste like sh*t? would it be salty? what would a fried squirrel taste like(I've never ate a squirrel before. I should try it one day.)?

I need meat in order to survive! I can't live off of salads or I'll just go crazy. I bet making spicy chicken wings requires a torchic. And I also bet that ditto is bubble gum.

 

[Bigdog]

I'm not sure but people eaten them before in the Canalave library it says if you eat a pokemon pick it's bones clean then return them to the ocean then they'll be born anew or something like that.

That makes virtually no sense because if you consume ,it will never come back ,unless you are talking about the circle of life.

 

[Maria Santos]

I've eaten a Guinea Pig so I think I can manage eating a Pokemon. Mmmm Staraptor...

 

[Lord Yawgmoth]

lol, I remember when Meowth actually tried to take a bite out of Magikarp, all skin and bones, that's it o.o

That's my favorite episode, as it shows Gyarados in all his divine beauty.
Anyway, I beleive there's already a thread for this, but I would like to eat some Miltank burgers. =3

 

[~Night]

I like how loads of people are saying that they would never eat a pokemon. You realize that if you live in the pokemon world, they are the only living creatures besides us, right? So you all are going to be vegetarians?

I would imagine that Milktank/Tauros burgers would taste much like hamburgers that we have today. Grumpig and the Blaziken line would supply us with bacon and chicken, and several water pokemon would give us a wide selection of seafood and shellfish to eat.

Ditto would taste like Jell-O! Muck tastes like chocolate pudding! Or if your in the mood for something a bit more nutritious, indulge yourself with a nice Shaymin salad.

o.o Muk is toxic, and I think Shaymin is on the endangered species list; no eating legendary pokemon!

...O.o

*runs as far away from the cannibals as possible*

That reminds me, May used to always want noodle soup. Wonder where the meat came from.

And, there's that episode, where they find Whitney. They saw a hamburger stand, didn't they. Explain that. -.-"

How are we cannibals if we eat pokemon? That's just like saying you're a cannibal if you eat animals. A cannibal is something that eats the same species of itself (humans eating humans, Jirachi eating Jirachi, etc.).

lol, I remember when Meowth actually tried to take a bite out of Magikarp, all skin and bones, that's it o.o

That was one of the best episodes ever^^

Scrambled Togepi, Bread with Ditto Jelly spread and a side of Grumpig bacon to start your morning off right.

I'm with you!
For lunch - a tomato sandwitch with Ivysaur lettuce, Miltank cheese. . .a nice cup of Glaceon slushie
For dinner - pizza with Spoink peporonie and Grumpig sausage. . .even Roserade salad sounds good. . .
For desert - Ditto pudding! Maybe with some Gulpin icecream XP

~Night

 

[Gamekrazy]

o.o Muk is toxic, and I think Shaymin is on the endangered species list; no eating legendary pokemon!

*Belch* Oops. Too late. Woulda been better if it was a Blaziken-czar-shaymin-salad though. More filling that way.

...

I wonder what Dragonite meat would taste like...

 

[Mrs Green Oak]

ewness
vegetarian here lol

 

[ShadowWind]

Imagine eating a pokemon? would it taste like sh*t? would it be salty? what would a fried pachirusu taste like? Discuss!

i would not mind eating a good ole leg of miltank probally tastes like steak and i would not mind eating a minced oddish it would be a salad XD

 

[Legobricks]

i wonder what deoxys or arceus would taste like or ditto or grimer O_o

Grimer is obviously not edible given what it's made of...


Now Lapras, that's endangered from being overhunted, must be nice.

 

[~Night]

Stantler is on the endangered species list to because it's hunted for its prized antlers. That's right. No deer for thanksgiving XD

~Night