Okay, let's see what you've got.
Contact Form: I don't see a form...
FAQ: Nothing interesting, although obviously one doesn't expect much from an FAQ page. (As a matter of fact, the No-you-can't-be-twelve question is getting a bit old. It makes sense for sites like Valley of Nightmares that actually look so breathtaking you do have a hard time believing the webmasters can be twelve, but when every single site owned by a twelve-year-old out there starts doing it even when nothing would cause one to be increduled at the webmaster's age, it's just getting annoying.)
Link-2-Me: The link buttons don't work.
About Faltzer: You misspelled "die" as "dye". Fix that, dear. Actually, this bit sounds very familiar:
If I were to dye, I would never want to feel the pain of death. If not, I would rather dye while I'm constantly not feeling it, such as in my sleep.
The Faltzer Suite: Again, nothing particularly interesting.
Affiliates: Nothing interesting either - although you could really be a lot less vague about exactly what you're looking for in an affiliate. "Contents" doesn't say much.
Free stuff: Not yet there, as you said.
Super Sleuth: Uh... your source code isn't encrypted. o_O; And speaking of your source code, why the heck are those <li>s not inside an <ul> and
just why are they all nested within one another?
Don't Click Here: ...What's that sound? I think it's my site getting severely ripped off. And the marquee is just a couple of sentences, aside from being rather nonsensical. o_O "This text is gonna blink"? I'm "missing" a block of text? Wha?
Text Your Reflex's: It's "reflexes" (you really have an annoying tendency to put apostrophes in plurals), the includes are giving errors, and you can't play the game because there is no Start button.
Free Web Layouts: The TCoD. Right. As in The The Cave of Dragonflies. I think there's an extra "The" in there. The Psychic Magician layout isn't even there, and the blank layout has a funpic.org ad code in the middle of the code... You also put an extra semicolon after one CSS definition, and when you use multiple CSS selectors, they must all stand on their own - i.e. #leftmenu li, #rightmenu li, not #leftmenu, #rightmenu li. Speaking of <li>s, the ones there aren't inside <ul>s either.
Site Tips: I don't see any tips. o_O
Site Annoyances: My name is Dragonfree, not DragonFree. When you credit someone, get their name right. Also, you're not making any sense there. "Dynamic drive comma"? And isn't it a little ironic to offer free layouts and put in a "Site Annoyances" section that people shouldn't use them?
SSI and PHP: This page is giving me the impression you don't know what you're talking about... PHP has more than 5000 "strings"? Dear, strings are strings of words that the programmer makes. PHP doesn't "have" any strings. I think you're confusing it with functions or something. Copying information on SSI from MSDN is pretty lame, especially since MSDN's documentation is awfully technical and beginners (the people who would be reading that page) have no clue what any of it means. You also refer to SSI as a language, which it is not.
QueryString URL's: "And I'm like "What's the big deal with updating one page and showing it on all pages?"." Eh? You know what's the big deal about that. That's what SSI does too. PHP includes don't give you querystring URLs if you use them like SSI, and "most people on the Internet" don't think querystring URLs look cooker. "If you're not lazy enough to update your page's contents, then you're not lazy enough to add the include syntax to your pages." - that does NOT make sense, deary. You completely forget to tell people what to do with that mod_rewrite code (put it in a .htaccess file), and you might want to note that mod_rewrite needs a special IIS mod to be usable on IIS. (You also forgot to tell people what to do if their files are in the root directory.)
Lastly, never center ordinary text on your website, the font looks awful, and your spelling and grammar is awful in a lot of cases as well...
Generally, the site looks very amateurish and unfinished.
