Pokemon
Jessie: Prepare for trouble and the dance...
James: I'm wearing tights instead of pants!
Ash: Ah, Team Rocket. I forgot about them. Sorry, guys, but we're not in the mood for you right now, okay?
Jessie: But we're in a good enough mood for everyone!
James: Yes, and we didn't even have lunch, but now we have a special treat in store just for you!
James: Maybe we're being attacked by aliens from another planet!
Jessie: What planet are you from?
Meowth: So that's the infamous ninja mansion.
James: I'm not impressed. It looks like a Japanese restaurant.
Meowth: Imagine the boss peeling off his robe to go for a morning swim...
James: He IS wearing swimming trunks, right?
Jessie: Then...that means the bad guys...
James: Are finally...
Meowth: GOOD guys!
Jessie: So then we're not bad!
James: That's good!
Meowth: But what if da Boss finds out?
James: That's bad!
Jessie: We'll start our own team!
James: That's good!
Meowth: But we got no money!
James: That's bad!
Jessie: Then we'll just steal some!
James: That's good!...or is that bad? Oh...
James: You're not acting like a nice old lady!
Jessie: That's because I'm not nice! Or old!
James: Ah, time to lose this guy's disguise!
Jessie and James: Surprise, surprise!
Meowth: Yeah, right!
Jessie: I want my lawyer!
James: I want my mommy!
"Like, wow! Don't I make, like, the COOOLLESSTT girl?!" James.
Jessie: Listen up! This is the one day of the year you have to do everything I tell you to do!
James: How's that different from every other day of the year?
James: If the legend is true, then all intelligent life will be destroyed.
Jessie: That's right.
James: And I'll be...
Meowth: YOU will be fine.
"I want a donut!" James.
Misty: Why don't you three make like a tree and leave!
James: Oh, funny. Who told you that one? Professor Oak?
Jessie: It always comes down to just me. Why does it always have to be like that? It just isn't fair...
James: I thought you hated whining. Didn't I tell you I'd never let you down?
Meowth: It's James!
James: The one and only. Lets boggie!
Jessie: But, James, you can't! You're hurt!
James: I'm not about to let that keep me down, not when my team-mates are counting on me.
Meowth: (forgot what he said here)
(James, while smiling, nods at Jessie)
Jessie (with tears forming in her eyes): Team-mates... (wipes away tears) Enough of this sentimental stuff... Lets go, team! That Snorlax isn't going to steal itself!
"Jessie's been expelled. Now I'll have to do my best for her!" James.
And later...
"This one's for you, Jessie!" James.
Jessie: There's only room for one Team Rocket!
Butch: Then, prepare for trouble!
Jessie: You're the ones who should prepare for trouble!
Cassidy: You two don't even know how to say the motto!
James: You just made your trouble double!
Butch: I'm the one who gets the next line!
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
Cassidy: To infect the world with devastation!
James: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Butch: To blight all peoples in every nation!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
Cassidy: The goodness of truth and love!
James: Reach to the stars above!
Butch: Wrath to the stars above!
Jessie: Jessie!
Cassidy: Cassidy!
James: James!
Butch: Butch!
Jessie: Team Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light!
Cassidy: Team Rocket! Circling Earth all day and night!
James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Butch: Surrender to us now or you will surely lose the fight!
Yu Yu Hakusho
"A mulberry is a tree, Kuwabara is a man. And I'll prove it. We all have to die when our time comes, but if we do our duty, we don't have regrets. So taste a little piece of my sword, Toguro!" Kuwabara.
Hiei: If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the ship before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain.
Kuwabara: You didn't have too many friends growing up, did you?
Younger Toguro: Don't stay here trying to figure me out. You have a job to do. Your apprentice Urameshi can still be stronger, but he could still go the wrong way, too, like me. Maybe he'll actually listen to you, the way I could not.
Genkai: You really care about Yusuke. In your own screwed up way, you've been teaching him, too. He's like a son to me. Maybe you think the same. Don't ever regret the things between us.
Younger Toguro: No, Genkai. But it would have been a beautiful life.
Genkai: You truly are a big hearted fool...
"All this time we thought you were a brilliant strategist, but really you're just a lucky fool," Kurama.
"Hiei, I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through, but... I don't like you that way," Kurama.
"From now on, you'll only adress me as Pretty Koenma! Understand? I think "Pretty" really brings out the sparkle in my eyes," Koenma.
Fullmetal Alchemist
Father Cornello: Oh? Then why are you so anxious to get the stone? You want to beat the laws of equivalency just as I do and bring your mommy back.
Ed: Wrong, holy man. All we want is to get our bodies normal again. See, we don't lie about what's possible. We didn't start a cult.
Al: We will ask one more time. Please give us the stone.
Father Cornello: You are damned, State Alchemist. May the wrath of God fall upon your head.
Ed: Stop hiding behind that crap! Get down here and I'll show you some wrath!
Al (panicked about Gracia giving birth): When you think of it, making a life's expensive! We would have to give something up!!
Ed: CHILDBIRTH'S NOT ALCHEMY, YOU DOLT!!
Hughes: Be careful, Roy. You've got some enemies here, and in very high places. My advice to you is to make as many friends as you can around here, friends who will support you when the time comes. Which is why I make this crucial suggestion: (whispering) You find yourself a wife!
Roy (slams phone): Give it a rest!
Riza: Please, Colonel, don't take it out on the phone.
Ed: I'm going back to my mechanic. You know the one.
Roy: Sure, Ed, how can I forget? I saw you at her house, unconscious, with that same stump of an arm you have now, bawling in your sleep, "It hurts! I'm gonna pee my pants!" So tough.
Hughes: Hey, I've got a message from Roy.
Ed: You mean the Colonel?
Hughes: He said, "Don't die under my command. You're enough of a pain without the paperwork." That was it.
Ed: Tell him, "Fine, there's no way I'm dying before you do, you morally bankrupt Colonel with a God complex." And tell him to take this gorilla escort off my hands, too.
"Alphonse Elric. Earlier, I did sense something. Tears that cannot be seen...but felt. Those tears were...human," Scar.
"When you live, your life will end sooner or later... The body will return to the earth. Grass and flowers will grow on top of it. The soul will nourish the hearts... and it will live on in the hearts of other people. Everything in this world flows around and circulates. That goes for human lives, too," Izumi.
"I'm greedy as hell, always out for myself. She always said it would be the death of me. They pull the strings, now cut them. I'm counting on you, kid..." Greed.
"Maybe you are right. Where did I come from and where will I go when I die? Maybe all this time that is what I wanted: the freedom to find out," Lust.
Slayers
"What's the meaning of my existence? To be a convenient lackey for Lina? No... I'm supposed to be a heartless swordsman. A bit dark and mysterious, but that doesn't mean..." Zelgadis.
Lina: Hey, Xellos? How about lending us a hand here?
Xellos: Since I'm just a shadow, all I can do is just cheer you on!
Lina: A shadow...! You mean you just run away whenever there's danger?!
Xellos: You could put it that way, yes!
Xellos: But Miss Martina IS a very good person! Once she decided to get her revenge, she hasn't wavered! She'll use any means to get it! Such ruthless and single-minded devotion to a goal is quite admirable.
Lina: HOW does that make her a "good person"?
Zelgadis: That's right, Miwan. Now's the time. Tell your queen how you really feel inside...Huh?
Miwan: It's true. It's all true. I'm really a man!
Lina: So... He got all sentimental on you, huh?
Amelia: Yeah, he said I looked like his dead dau-
Lina: Yeah, yeah. He told me I looked like his dead daughter.
Gourry: And I look like his dead adopted son-in-law!
Zelgadis: Yeah, and as for me... He said I looked like his delicate, young, beautiful wife!
Volun: Miss Lala! Miss Lala!
Gourry (kicks him in the face): Look at me! I'm a guy!
Volun: Oh, no! Where has my-where has my-where has my-where has-where has my Lala gone? It was really you? Oh, I don't care what you are! (chases after Gourry)
Amelia: Anyway, I'm really impressed, Mr. Zelgadis. How did you manage to find that secret hideout by yourself?
Lina: Yeah, really! He just came flying in with all his cool poses and stuff. How DID you manage to find the manuscript?
Zelgadis: Well, he was sort of... You see...
Lina: Go on, tell us all about it...
Zelgadis: Well, now...that is a secret!
Steel Angel Kurumi
Kurumi (jumps in front of Karinka, smushing her face with her hands): Moooo!
Karinka: AHH! (jumps back)
Karinka: What the hell d'you think you're doing, you stupid pink bi- I-I mean please, please don't scare me like that, sweetie!
Kurumi: Hey, what's wrong?! You look kinda goofy!
Karinka: No, I'm just fine!
Karinka (to herself): I can't deal with this anymore! She's a moron! I've had it. Seriously, I've had it!
