hi y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On this day, we celebrate the fiercest of the fierce. The funniest member we have been graced with. The Mariah Carey of PC. The Super Anchovie that became a Harlequin. Can you believe we have had the pleasure of having him here on this very site for five years? Aren't you all so glad Chris' membership here has lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage? Because I sure am.
Let us talk about this gift from the Lord Jesus above. He's from New Zealand, which is not only the top ranking country for freedom right now, but it's also not Australia. He will punch your boob if you say otherwise. He was also a Super Anchovie at one point. Don't remember? Don't believe me? I was there. I saw Chris at his fishiest okay so back up. He is a Greek God. Where is my proof? Have you seen his face? Have you heard his voice reading bad fan fiction and making it seem like Shakespeare? I bet you haven't.
Chris my dear, always remember We Belong Together, I Will Always Love You, and Express Yourself. Feel free to hit me for missing other song puns I could have included. x
i'm not obsessed with you tho