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Funny Instant Messenger Convos

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    Fixen says:
    screw this...let me speed his destruction
    Fixen says:
    turn the cold war into a blazing hot one
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    XD
    Fixen says:
    *launches ICBMs*
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    o.o
    Fixen says:
    InterContinental Ballistic Missiles
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    O_O
    Fixen says:
    https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/Fixen/War/BREAKING3.jpg
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    o.o
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    btw, I took off the scroll bars in my xanga
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    since theylooked ugly to you
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    XD
    Fixen says:
    now THIS is what Serebii would see from his house
    Fixen says:
    https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/Fixen/War/MIRV_2.jpg
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    XD
    Fixen says:
    3 seconds later it would be this
    Fixen says:
    https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/Fixen/War/nuke1.jpg
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    o.o
    Fixen says:
    times ten
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    If I could hack without getting traced, I would do it to Serebii's site
    Fixen says:
    and this would be all he can do:
    Fixen says:
    https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/Fixen/War/patriot_missiles.jpg
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    then I'm gonna somehow kill that traitor Coronis
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    XD
    Fixen says:
    I guess this is Coronis:
    Fixen says:
    https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/Fixen/War/stupid2.jpg
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    ROFLMAO!!!
    Fixen says:
    and this is Serebii's, say...favorite subordinate:
    Fixen says:
    https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/Fixen/War/stupid3.jpg
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    I tought it would be the "NO." one
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    yeah that one
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    XD
    Fixen says:
    Serebii users:
    Fixen says:
    https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/Fixen/War/stupid1.jpg
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    ROFLMAO!!!!
    Fixen says:
    hell yeah we're winning
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    Serebii would make his own Hit--er--Serebii Youth
    Fixen says:
    this should be Serebii's pocket gun
    Fixen says:
    https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/Fixen/War/midget_gun.jpg
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    XD
    Fixen says:
    and this is what I'm going to run over his house with:
    https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/Fixen/War/Mi-28AN.jpg
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    o.o
    Fixen says:
    he would attempt to escape with this
    Fixen says:
    https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/Fixen/War/German_Gepard_GWI_AA.jpg
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    o-o
    Fixen says:
    and unfortunately this is what would happen to him:
    Fixen says:
    https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/Fixen/War/whoops_tank.jpg
    Niko (Random hugger dude) says:
    ROFLMAOSH!
     

    digi-kun

    Hourai NEET
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    • Age 34
    • Seen Mar 12, 2018
    what the...Fixi started the yellow war thing without me :o evil fixi XD
     

    Snivi

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    ~*Sneasel fangirl*~[11.1k] says:
    hey you
    Toto //It doesn't matter if its wrong or right...I really need you tonight// says:
    HI
    ~*Sneasel fangirl*~[11.1k] says:
    I'll tell Ash you like Tetsuya!
    Toto //It doesn't matter if its wrong or right...I really need you tonight// says:
    XD
    Toto //It doesn't matter if its wrong or right...I really need you tonight// says:
    I can like 2 guys =O
    ~*Sneasel fangirl*~[11.1k] says:
    :o
    ~*Sneasel fangirl*~[11.1k] says:
    :X
    Toto //It doesn't matter if its wrong or right...I really need you tonight// says:
    XD
     

    Lucid

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    Bunny-rin says:
    Got kicked...50 million pop ups gang banged me...computer froze...connection went out...power went out thanks to the storm, and the windows feel like they're gonna break open...oh look...a virus XD

    Paige says:
    this is going in the convo thread... XD
     
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    a really weird and random convo between me (philoshea6) and my very good friend Mags (MAGSSATAN)

    MAGSSATAN: I had one heck of an odd dream
    Philoshea6: ooo was i in it?
    MAGSSATAN: erm no... I dunno what you look like tho
    Philoshea6: so i could have been O.o
    Philoshea6: newho continue
    MAGSSATAN: well I was in a church with me mates (odd) then all of a sudden I fell down a trapdoor and had no way out of the room I landed in
    Philoshea6: *sings* stay away from that trap door! cuz theres somethin down there O.o
    MAGSSATAN: lol I remember trap door
    Philoshea6: i saw it today O.o
    MAGSSATAN: I was actually expecting Berk to come out of the dark corner of the room and say "Oi, wot u doing ere?"
    Philoshea6: Berk the blue thing?
    MAGSSATAN: yup
    Philoshea6: what about boney?
    MAGSSATAN: he can't move
    Philoshea6: he can talk though
    MAGSSATAN: yeah its shutting him up thats hard
    Philoshea6: well what happened next?
    MAGSSATAN: well, surprise suprise, it was a Manta dream! Manta pinned me down on the bed that appeered
    Philoshea6: ....do i want to hear the rest?
    MAGSSATAN: well... after he started mumbling how much he wanted to hurt me *whimper*....
    Philoshea6: ah payback
    MAGSSATAN: the next thing I knew, i was conveniently chained to the bed
    Philoshea6: o..kay?
    MAGSSATAN: then he.... then he.....
    Philoshea6: made you wake up?
    MAGSSATAN: erm no he kissed me O_O
    Philoshea6: get in there Manta! ;)
    MAGSSATAN: *going red in the face* its a weird comeback if you ask me
    Philoshea6: ok...you officially lost me
    MAGSSATAN: neway... I hear this guy calling manta and then manta goes to sort him out... this could have been my chance to escape
    Philoshea6: but?
    MAGSSATAN: I did nothing
    Philoshea6: O_O
    MAGSSATAN: I must be a sucker for punishment
    Philoshea6: now this would make a good stoy for a manga ep
    MAGSSATAN: lol it would... only I wasn't wearing much from the start
    Philoshea6: is that the end now?
    MAGSSATAN: nope... after Manta took care of the dude (he had a bit of a Brummie accent) I became a victim of tickle torture then woke up....
    Philoshea6: Brummie eh? well i mite live here but i DONT have the ****e accent
    MAGSSATAN: lol
    MAGSSATAN: well, Manta claimed he "killed" the guy so it can't of been you
    Philoshea6: Mantas a little bad boy O.o *mental note kill manta*
    MAGSSATAN: meh
    MAGSSATAN: Manta- what was that?
    Philoshea6: can he hear what i think.....can you?
    MAGSSATAN: maybe.......
    Philoshea6: *mental note - stop thinking.......wait i just did it sigh*
    MAGSSATAN: Manta- *thinking* Phil + Knife =...
    Philoshea6: = manta dead
    MAGSSATAN: please be nice to him Phil.... or he'll get me later *shiver*
    Philoshea6: in your dreams MUHAHAHAHa *cough cough*
    MAGSSATAN: lol

    thats how mad we are O.o

    ~Yami_Zidane
     

    Jesus Freak Josh

    In my mind's eye, I see You...
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    A conversation on ICQ between me and one of my friends who none of you would know. It's funny. XD

    Batesy (09:18 PM) :
    I'm having a VERY interesting conversation with the Commander on MSW Logo.
    Blue Nova (09:18 PM) :
    lol
    Batesy (09:18 PM) :
    He says he doesn't know how to pee. He, he, he, he!
    Blue Nova (09:18 PM) :
    lol yeah we went through that stage too
    Batesy (09:18 PM) :
    lol
    Blue Nova (09:18 PM) :
    "i dont know how to jump off cliff" ..DANG!
     

    Jolty-kun

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    My convo with lizzie, im the girly girl person XD




    3||A.. girly girl =O XD||3 says:
    when i told it to eat nuggets, it almost ate the camera XD
    Billie: i've had several affairs, some with my crew, and some with my floor XXDDDD says:
    XDDD
    Billie: i've had several affairs, some with my crew, and some with my floor XXDDDD says:
    what about married?
    3||A.. girly girl =O XD||3 says:
    it jumped on the sofa, came off, and started dancing XD
    Billie: i've had several affairs, some with my crew, and some with my floor XXDDDD says:
    XDD
    Billie: i've had several affairs, some with my crew, and some with my floor XXDDDD says:
    tell it to lay an egg
    3||A.. girly girl =O XD||3 says:
    i already told it to do that XD
    Billie: i've had several affairs, some with my crew, and some with my floor XXDDDD says:
    what it do?
    3||A.. girly girl =O XD||3 says:
    It sat down, and it exactly LOOKED liek it was laying an egg XD
    3||A.. girly girl =O XD||3 says:
    Why dont you try stuff? XD
    3||A.. girly girl =O XD||3 says:
    Dont worry
    3||A.. girly girl =O XD||3 says:
    it dont bite XD
    Billie: i've had several affairs, some with my crew, and some with my floor XXDDDD says:
    0o;; it really scared me
    Billie: i've had several affairs, some with my crew, and some with my floor XXDDDD says:
    I mean the dancing was just so bizzaar
    3||A.. girly girl =O XD||3 says:
    Heh XD


    The amazing 'he'll do whatever you say chicken XDD
     

    Chikara

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    this is what me and my friend always talk about:

    Resting Dragon: bak on
    NoRulz113: k
    NoRulz113: i dont wanna go to greenwood...
    NoRulz113:
    Resting Dragon: your going to greenwood?
    Resting Dragon:
    NoRulz113: u didnt kno?
    Resting Dragon: i knew you were going to another skool....
    NoRulz113: oooooo
    NoRulz113: well, noe u kno where
    Resting Dragon:
    Resting Dragon: ?
    NoRulz113: wat?
    Resting Dragon: wat?
    NoRulz113: you said: ?
    Resting Dragon: ?????????????????????????????????????????????
    NoRulz113: nevermind
    Resting Dragon: .................

    a usual conversation... heres one i made for fun!

    NoRulz113: hey
    RestingDragon: ............
    NoRulz113: whats with the consecutive periods?
    RestingDragon: im bored...
    NoRulz113: ...again
    RestingDragon: is that a problem?
    NoRulz113: nope
    RestingDragon: .................................................................................................................................................................................................................
    NoRulz113: how long are u gonna b bored?
    RestingDragon: .......................................done
     

    Snivi

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    ChatZ \\ Kari =) How can I be "in" when I'm a girl?! o.O;; says:
    :
    ChatZ \\ Kari =) How can I be "in" when I'm a girl?! o.O;; says:
    p
    ChatZ \\ Kari =) How can I be "in" when I'm a girl?! o.O;; says:
    :p
    ChatZ \\ Kari =) How can I be "in" when I'm a girl?! o.O;; says:
    XD
    ~Toto says:
    XD
    ~Toto says:
    Your tongue fell off there XD
    ChatZ \\ Kari =) How can I be "in" when I'm a girl?! o.O;; says:
    =O
    ChatZ \\ Kari =) How can I be "in" when I'm a girl?! o.O;; says:
    *puts it back in*
    ChatZ \\ Kari =) How can I be "in" when I'm a girl?! o.O;; says:
    I used it so much it just rusted off XD
    ~Toto says:
    XD
     

    Avegaille

    Misaka Mikoto > you.
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    Oh, hmm, I just noticed this thread now, but anyways, I got loads from my chat with my quads....

    wait...

    *looks at the convo yesterday.......*

    *find it eventually*

    *posts*

    [09:16 :27 AM] Avegaille is: ATKE THAT OF YOUR SIG RIGHT NOW!!!!!
    [09:16 :32 AM] * Avegaille is saying I wrote an AL fic with her name in
    it.! I've been blamed! Kami-Sama! TASTEKURE!!!!!!! is
    now Be Right Back
    [09:16 :39 AM] Avegaille is: I MENAN IT!!!!.... Uh./... BRB
    [09:16 :44 AM] Avegaille - : ????
    [09:16 :57 AM] Avegaille - : o_O;;;;
    [09:18 :00 AM] Avegaille - : rinrei?

    -------

    Here is another one

    [04:24:34 AM] (f)Sapphire-: Uhh war?!
    [04:24:36 AM] Welke kleur : maybe its because of Corrupted mods
    [04:24:43 AM] ~*SaiyanPure: *points at Kiori*
    [04:24:47 AM] Welke kleur : exactly
    [04:24:50 AM] Avegaille - : lol
    [04:24:53 AM] Avegaille - : LOL
    [04:24:54 AM] ~*SaiyanPure: Ooh a human replicator!
    [04:24:59 AM] Avegaille - : yeah
    [04:25:00 AM] (f)Sapphire-: :S?
    [04:25:00 AM] Mudkip_boy o: I SAID THIS LAST, FORGIVE ME RIGHT NOW OR
    NEVER ADD ME AGAIN
    [04:25:01 AM] Mudkip_boy or iluvmay2-the boy who a staff in a site!
    has left the conversation.
    [04:25:05 AM] Welke kleur : lets add him again ^_^
    [04:25:06 AM] Kuro has been added to the conversation.
    [04:25:07 AM] ? jane ? sta: he's stupid
    [04:25:09 AM] ~*SaiyanPure: *throws Kiori in there and adjusts the
    machine to make 100000 Kiori clones*
    [04:25:10 AM] Mudkip_boy or iluvmay2-the boy who a staff in a site!
    has been added to the conversation.
    [04:25:13 AM] (f)Sapphire-: Lol add him again! ^_^
    [04:25:13 AM] Welke kleur : it wasnt me!
    [04:25:14 AM] Avegaille - : LOL
    [04:25:16 AM] Welke kleur : wait, it was... -_-''
    [04:25:20 AM] Kuro has left the conversation.
    [04:25:20 AM] ? jane ? sta: if he keeps on leaving how do we apologize
    dude?
    [04:25:21 AM] Avegaille - : ......
    [04:25:22 AM] (f)Sapphire-: Hell I don't even have him
    [04:25:23 AM] Welke kleur : yes
    [04:25:29 AM] Kuro has been added to the conversation.
    [04:25:31 AM] (f)Sapphire-: Dude I am not apologising
    [04:25:32 AM] Welke kleur : ^_^;;
    [04:25:32 AM] Welke kleur : lol
    [04:25:33 AM] Mudkip_boy o: BYEEEE BYEEEE AGAINNNNNNNNNN
    [04:25:34 AM] ~*SaiyanPure: behold the number of Kiroris!

    And another....

    [01:44:35 PM] [jane] ?_? f: ah ****
    [01:44:35 PM] (r)i luv to : HOO IS THAT
    [01:44:44 PM] Avegaille - : jane
    [01:44:47 PM] Avegaille - : you little twit
    [01:44:49 PM] Avegaille - : -_-;;;;
    [01:44:55 PM] (r)i luv to : hoo is there
    [01:44:57 PM] (r)i luv to : helloo
    [01:44:57 PM] (r)i luv to : hhhheeeeeeeellllllllooooooo
    [01:44:58 PM] [???z D?v?]: don't eat rainbows!!
    [01:44:59 PM] Avegaille - : ask jane
    [01:45:02 PM] Avegaille - : ????
    [01:45:05 PM] (r)i luv to : im sorry
    [01:45:05 PM] Avegaille - : Linz
    [01:45:07 PM] Avegaille - : .....
    [01:45:12 PM] Avegaille - : and who is this
    [01:45:14 PM] [jane] ?_? f: XD
    [01:45:14 PM] Avegaille - : JANE
    [01:45:16 PM] (r)i luv to : hoo is avegale
    [01:45:18 PM] Avegaille - : you little twit
    [01:45:23 PM] [jane] ?_? f: i added Avewgaille by mistake
    [01:45:24 PM] Avegaille - : when i get my hands on you
    [01:45:26 PM] [jane] ?_? f: close the window
    [01:45:28 PM] (r)i luv to : oh
    [01:45:31 PM] [jane] ?_? f: XDD (runs away)\
    [01:45:33 PM] (r)i luv to eat rainbows(r) has left the conversation.
    [01:45:50 PM] [???z D?v?]: ouch...
    [01:46:01 PM] Avegaille - : *chases after jane*

    and another....

    [03:54:42 AM] Mudkip_boy o: THROWS JANE LEUNG AT THEM
    [03:54:45 AM] Welke kleur : *whacks him with a steelix*
    [03:54:45 AM] ~*SaiyanPure: LOL
    [03:54:51 AM] (f)Sapphire-: *And then flattens him before returning
    the Groudon*
    [03:54:54 AM] ~*SaiyanPure: *throws Green Goblin at him*
    [03:54:55 AM] (f)Sapphire-: Thats mine I say!! MINE!!!!!
    [03:55:01 AM] ? jane ? sta: lol
    [03:55:01 AM] ~*SaiyanPure: kick his *** Goblin!
    [03:55:06 AM] (f)Sapphire-: *Throws Elvarg the dragon from RS*
    [03:55:10 AM] Welke kleur : *throws origami at him*
    [03:55:13 AM] (f)Sapphire-: *Elvarg breathes fire*
    [03:55:15 AM] ? jane ? sta: HEY!!! WHY ARE YOU THROWIN ME AT THEM!!

    EDIT: More convos recently...

    [11:42:04 AM] Seiten Taish: I went to take a doughnut (SP)
    [11:42:14 AM] jane so...: lol
    [11:42:24 AM] Seiten Taish: WHAT?!
    [11:42:26 AM] Avegaille - : lol
    [11:42:28 AM] Avegaille - : what???
    [11:42:30 AM] Seiten Taish: No cinimen (SP)
    [11:42:31 AM] Avegaille - : heke?
    [11:42:33 AM] Avegaille - : .......
    [11:42:34 AM] jane so...: XD
    [11:42:35 AM] Avegaille - : heke?
    [11:42:38 AM] Seiten Taish: lol
    [11:42:40 AM] jane so...: a plain donut then
    [11:42:48 AM] Avegaille - : heke?
    [11:42:53 AM] Seiten Taish: There's sugar
    [11:42:57 AM] Seiten Taish: God
    [11:42:57 AM] Avegaille - : heke?
    [11:43:02 AM] Seiten Taish: My sis
    [11:43:05 AM] jane so...: uh oh
    [11:43:05 AM] Avegaille - : heke?
    [11:43:11 AM] jane so...: *hides under bed*
    [11:43:14 AM] Avegaille - : heke?
    [11:43:16 AM] Seiten Taish: Is bacj frm shopping
    [11:43:19 AM] Avegaille - : heke?
    [11:43:33 AM] jane so...: stop saying heke Avegaille!
    [11:43:38 AM] Avegaille - : heke?

    and another....

    [03:55:19 AM] Avegaille - : LOL
    [03:55:21 AM] Avegaille - : LOL
    [03:55:22 AM] Avegaille - : LOL
    [03:55:23 AM] Mudkip_boy o: THROWSSAPPHIRE'S BOYFRIEND
    AT HER
    [03:55:23 AM] Avegaille - : LOL
    [03:55:25 AM] Avegaille - : LOL
    [03:55:25 AM] (F)Sapphire-: NP? o_O; You do know you're
    not evil!?
    [03:55:26 AM] ~*SaiyanPure: *throws a cow at him*
    [03:55:26 AM] Avegaille - : LOL
    [03:55:28 AM] ? jane ? sta: FABIAN!!
    [03:55:29 AM] Welke kleur : *throws Smarg the Black D
    ragon at him!*
    [03:55:31 AM] Avegaille - : LOL
    LOL
    LOL
    [03:55:32 AM] Mudkip_boy o: A BALL
    [03:55:32 AM] Avegaille - : LOL
    [03:55:35 AM] Avegaille - : LOL
    [03:55:36 AM] (F)Sapphire-: Excuse me sir I DO NOT HAVE
    A BOYFRIEND!
    [03:55:36 AM] ? jane ? sta: *joins in the throwing contest*

    That's all for now! XP

    EDIT: I had to remove the last one, but here is a replacement...

    [01:03:02 PM] (f) Crystal : Avegaille
    [01:03:06 PM] (f) Crystal : GET THAT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
    [01:03:07 PM] Avegaille - : of my post
    [01:03:10 PM] Avegaille - : .............
    [01:03:11 PM] Avegaille - : ????
    [01:03:12 PM] Avegaille - : ????
    [01:03:13 PM] Wat is het v: lol
    [01:03:15 PM] (f) Crystal : The last one GET IT OFF!
    [01:03:17 PM] Avegaille - : heke?
    [01:03:19 PM] Avegaille - : heke?
    [01:03:20 PM] (f) Crystal : C'MON GET IT OFF!
    [01:03:23 PM] Avegaille - : heke?
    [01:03:28 PM] Wat is het v: XD
    [01:03:31 PM] (f) Crystal : GET IT OFF! I WANT NOTHING WITH THE WHOLE
    SLEEPING THING!!!!!!
    [01:03:33 PM] Avegaille - : heke?
    [01:03:39 PM] (f) Crystal : AVEGAILLE!!!!!!!!!
    [01:03:48 PM] Avegaille - : heke?
    [01:03:54 PM] Avegaille - : ...............
    [01:03:58 PM] Avegaille - : i wont remove it
    [01:04:02 PM] Avegaille - : until you psot in PC
    [01:04:05 PM] (f) Crystal :
    AVEGAILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    [01:04:06 PM] Avegaille - : XP
    [01:04:08 PM] Avegaille - : post in PC
    [01:04:12 PM] Avegaille - : or else it stays there
    [01:04:17 PM] (f) Crystal : AVEGAILLE!
    [01:04:21 PM] (f) Crystal : STOP BEING MEAN!
    [01:04:21 PM] Avegaille - : heke?
    [01:04:24 PM] Avegaille - : heke?
    [01:04:31 PM] Wat is het v: hehe
    [01:04:35 PM] (f) Crystal : STOP WITH THE HEKE!
    [01:04:38 PM] (f) Crystal : ITS GETTING ANNOYING!
    [01:04:39 PM] Avegaille - : heke?
     
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    Eliana

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    Lexy [Pwink Dolphin] :: says:
    *random comment* I was replying to DCC, and instead of typing Star Wars, I typed Star Warts. =\
    ~.:WmUwSe:.~[Drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are...] says:
    XD!!!
    ~.:WmUwSe:.~[Drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are...] says:
    I was gonna write
    ~.:WmUwSe:.~[Drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are...] says:
    Star Ward...
    ~.:WmUwSe:.~[Drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are...] says:
    Star Ward- The Official Mental Asylum for Star Wars Obsessors. XD
     

    Dark Sora

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    Here's me and Andy having an argument about cars.

    Arcy: If I went fishing the fish would be trying to catch me. XD says:
    The 35th Anniversary Z28 has 360 HP and can go from 0-60 4.8 secs.
    Because Kenny got high says:
    that's mad slow XD
    Arcy: If I went fishing the fish would be trying to catch me. XD says:
    And your Eclipse is what 7.3? XD
    Because Kenny got high says:
    the 2006 Eclipse can go from 0-666 in .666 seconds XD
     

    Avegaille

    Misaka Mikoto > you.
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    this one was last month, but who cares....

    [12:11:49 AM] Yayness! Re-playing Harvest Moon is FUN!!!!! has been
    added to the conversation.
    [12:11:52 AM] Avegaille - : hello rinrei
    [12:11:58 AM] Avegaille - : i didn't know you used my name for your
    fic
    [12:12:03 AM] [jane] gym c: Sapphire use that website and check out
    trainer cards
    [12:12:05 AM] Avegaille - : the angelic layer one
    [12:12:08 AM] (f)Sapphire : Okay..
    [12:12:14 AM] Yayness! Re-: Hi
    [12:12:14 AM] Avegaille - : -_-;;;;;
    [12:12:17 AM] (f)Sapphire : Rinrei watch out1! There's a killer on the
    loose!
    [12:12:18 AM] Avegaille - : hello????
    [12:12:21 AM] Avegaille - : o_O;;;;
    [12:12:25 AM] [jane] gym c: XD
    [12:12:30 AM] Avegaille - : rinrei
    [12:12:32 AM] (f)Sapphire : I'm weird
    [12:12:39 AM] Avegaille - : Rinrei- she who drew a manga of us
    relating to her fic! And also who wrote an Angelic Layer
    Fic in ff.net with my name.... o_O;;;;
    [12:12:45 AM] Yayness! Re-: ???
    [12:12:48 AM] [jane] gym c: XD
    [12:12:48 AM] Avegaille - : welll
    [12:12:50 AM] Avegaille - : explain
    [12:12:53 AM] Yayness! Re-: ???
    [12:12:57 AM] Yayness! Re-: I have no idea???
    [12:12:58 AM] [jane] gym c: XD
    [12:12:59 AM] Yayness! Re-: ???
    [12:13:06 AM] Yayness! Re-: ANyway, what are yu all dkf
    [12:13:08 AM] Yayness! Re-: NOO!!!
    [12:13:09 AM] Yayness! Re-: df;s[jf
    [12:13:11 AM] Yayness! Re-: NUUTS!!!
    [12:13:16 AM] (f)Sapphire : Umm
    [12:13:18 AM] Avegaille - : https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2356425/1/
    [12:13:21 AM] Avegaille - : explain this
    [12:13:24 AM] (f)Sapphire : Shall we do a RPG with all 4 of us?
    [12:13:27 AM] Yayness! Re-: My cat is standing on the key boirad!deua
    [12:13:28 AM] Yayness! Re-: xskklmjsx
    [12:13:29 AM] Yayness! Re-: azxl
    [12:13:30 AM] Avegaille - : ????
    [12:13:33 AM] Yayness! Re-: *CHASE CAT OUT*
    [12:13:33 AM] (f)Sapphire : On MSN
    [12:13:35 AM] [jane] gym c: XD
    [12:13:41 AM] Avegaille - : ???
    [12:13:42 AM] Avegaille - : https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2356425/1/
    [12:13:44 AM] Yayness! Re-: Oh - oh, I g2g for a while...
    [12:13:45 AM] Avegaille - : explain this, rinrei
    [12:13:46 AM] Yayness! Re-: BRB
    [12:13:47 AM] Avegaille - : ......
    [12:13:48 AM] Avegaille - : again
    [12:13:49 AM] Yayness! Re-playing Harvest Moon is FUN!!!!! has left
    the conversation.
    [12:13:50 AM] Avegaille - : get back here
    [12:13:55 AM] Avegaille - : ]i'm not yet done with you
    [12:14:02 AM] Avegaille - : -_-
    [12:14:07 AM] (f)Sapphire : She must be trying to escape from the
    killer! Like what I wearned her off
    [12:14:17 AM] Avegaille - : O_o;;;
    [12:14:19 AM] Avegaille - : why you
    [12:14:22 AM] Avegaille - : O_o;;;;
    [12:14:22 AM] (f)Sapphire : warned*
    [12:14:28 AM] (f)Sapphire : She's still online.. o_o
    [12:14:32 AM] [jane] gym c: XD
    [12:14:34 AM] Avegaille - : *gets spear to kill sapphire*
    [12:14:37 AM] Yayness! Re-playing Harvest Moon is FUN!!!!! has been
    added to the conversation.
    [12:14:40 AM] Avegaille - : rinrei, get back here
    [12:14:40 AM] (f)Sapphire : Gah..
    [12:14:44 AM] Avegaille - : i'm not yet done with you
    [12:14:48 AM] Avegaille - : https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2356425/1/
    [12:14:50 AM] Avegaille - : explain this fic
    [12:14:53 AM] Avegaille - : you wrote it
    [12:14:55 AM] Avegaille - : i jsut know it
    [12:14:56 AM] (f)Sapphire : *Takes a roll of tape and tapes mouth
    shut*
    [12:14:58 AM] [jane] gym c: XD
    [12:15:00 AM] Avegaille - : i know your ffnet name
    [12:15:03 AM] (f)Sapphire : :-#
    [12:15:07 AM] Avegaille - : i jsut know it
    [12:15:09 AM] Avegaille - : now explain
    [12:15:09 AM] [jane] gym c: *also grabs tape and tapes mouth*
    [12:15:15 AM] Avegaille - : when you get back here
    [12:15:17 AM] (f)Sapphire : She said she was BRB
    [12:15:19 AM] [jane] gym c: XD
    [12:15:20 AM] Avegaille - : i'm going to get my hands on you
    [12:15:22 AM] Avegaille - : .........
    [12:15:25 AM] Avegaille - : yeah
    [12:15:28 AM] Avegaille - : like what i said
    [12:15:32 AM] Avegaille - : i'm going to kill her
    [12:15:34 AM] [jane] gym c: XD let's make a picture RPG
    [12:15:38 AM] Avegaille - : now i know what her sister feels
    [12:15:39 AM] (f)Sapphire : Killer alert.. o_o
    [12:15:41 AM] Avegaille - : o_o;;;

    And here are more convos from last month...

    [11:50:36 PM] (f)Sapphire : Imagined if there was a female Kangaroo
    hopping about your school and stuff..
    [11:50:39 PM] Avegaille - : huh?
    [11:50:40 PM] (f)Sapphire : XDD My sig?
    [11:50:44 PM] [jane] gym c: not quadruple, but quadruplet
    [11:50:47 PM] [jane] gym c: XD
    [11:50:48 PM] Avegaille - : ?
    [11:50:50 PM] (f)Sapphire : Gah
    [11:50:51 PM] Avegaille - : okay.........
    [11:50:54 PM] [jane] gym c: i would go in it's pouch!
    [11:50:55 PM] [jane] gym c: XD
    [11:51:00 PM] [jane] gym c: it's meant for Sapphire
    [11:51:02 PM] Avegaille - : a kangaroo hopping around brisbane state
    high
    [11:51:06 PM] Avegaille - : that would be so funny
    [11:51:07 PM] Avegaille - : XP
    [11:51:08 PM] (f)Sapphire : Yeah that was what I sorta thought
    off..XD
    [11:51:11 PM] Avegaille - : lol
    [11:51:18 PM] [jane] gym c: XD my school is in the CBD!
    [11:51:20 PM] Avegaille - : lol
    [11:51:23 PM] Avegaille - : but jane is joey
    [11:51:26 PM] [jane] gym c: imagine...
    [11:51:29 PM] [jane] gym c: XD
    [11:51:31 PM] Avegaille - : and joey is a baby kangaroo
    [11:51:37 PM] [jane] gym c: XD
    [11:51:39 PM] Avegaille - : so the mother kangaroo might go to your
    school to get you
    [11:51:41 PM] Avegaille - : lol
    [11:51:46 PM] [jane] gym c: XD
    [11:51:49 PM] [jane] gym c: not funny

    more convos....

    [11:44:10 PM] (f)Sapphire : GET THAT DISPLAY PICTURE OFF!!
    [11:44:11 PM] (f)Sapphire : ITS FREAKING ME OUT!!!!*Screams*
    [11:44:13 PM] [jane] gym c: XDDDDD
    [11:44:17 PM] (f)Sapphire : AHHHHHHHH Please?
    [11:44:19 PM] Avegaille - : waht display pic?
    [11:44:22 PM] Avegaille - : ????
    [11:44:24 PM] [jane] gym c: it's to horrify you while my sig cap is
    being uploaded
    [11:44:26 PM] [jane] gym c: the frog
    [11:44:27 PM] Avegaille - : poor ash
    [11:44:30 PM] (f)Sapphire : Jane's displaypicture
    [11:44:32 PM] Avegaille - : he got slapped by misty
    [11:44:35 PM] Avegaille - : ........
    [11:44:37 PM] Avegaille - : lol
    [11:44:45 PM] [jane] gym c: XD

    and more....

    [12:36:41 PM] Avegaille - : yay
    [12:36:43 PM] Avegaille - : jane
    [12:36:53 PM] Avegaille - : jsut click on the notification check box
    [12:36:53 PM] (f)Sapphire : Hiya Jane!
    [12:36:55 PM] Avegaille - : yay
    [12:36:56 PM] Avegaille - : jane
    [12:37:00 PM] (f)Sapphire : Wait
    [12:37:04 PM] Avegaille - : okay.......
    [12:37:30 PM] (f)Sapphire : Anyone named Jane at home?
    [12:37:43 PM] [jane] despe: yes...
    [12:37:50 PM] Avegaille - : ?
    [12:37:57 PM] Avegaille - : i don't think thayt's jane
    [12:37:59 PM] (f)Sapphire : XD
    [12:38:01 PM] Avegaille - : it's her sister
    [12:38:05 PM] Avegaille - : -_-';;;;
    [12:38:09 PM] (f)Sapphire : o_o
    [12:38:11 PM] Avegaille - : jane said she would be asleep by noe
    [12:38:12 PM] Avegaille - : now
    [12:38:26 PM] Avegaille - : so, anyway, what about the subscribed
    threads, did you check everything?
    [12:38:27 PM] (f)Sapphire : Its like 10pm at her place..
    [12:38:30 PM] Avegaille - : lol
    [12:38:34 PM] [jane] despe: see how smart they are
    [12:38:39 PM] Avegaille - : O_o;;;
    [12:38:41 PM] Avegaille - : what?
    [12:38:45 PM] Avegaille - : so, you're joyce
    [12:38:49 PM] Avegaille - : jane's sister
    [12:38:57 PM] Avegaille - : she told me your name is joyce
    [12:38:59 PM] Avegaille - : O-o;;;
    [12:39:03 PM] (f)Sapphire : I checked everything
    [12:39:10 PM] Avegaille - : okay, go to the below of the page
    [12:39:16 PM] Avegaille - : do you see a drop down menu
    [12:39:27 PM] (f)Sapphire : Duh yeah Joyce did tell us her name was
    Joyce twice.. *twitches*

    Well, that's all.... I can't find anything funny as of now...

    EDIT: Here is a new one....

    [06:26:37 PM] Seiten Taish: My school starts at...
    [06:26:44 PM] Seiten Taish: 7:30p.m
    [06:26:49 PM] (f) Crystal : I have to pass this major exam before I
    can go to Form one
    [06:26:52 PM] Seiten Taish: Ends at 1:00 and 1:30
    [06:26:55 PM] (f) Crystal : 7.30pm?
    [06:27:03 PM] Avegaille - : lol??
    [06:27:06 PM] Seiten Taish: A.m
    [06:27:07 PM] Seiten Taish: Sorry
    [06:27:07 PM] (f) Crystal : o_o; So you still up till midnight?
     
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    Here's a hilarious convo me and my friend had not that long ago on MSN.


    Enrique says:
    dumb hoe
    Kenny says:
    your mother
    Enrique says:
    scuze u
    Enrique says:
    your mama was in the corner yesterday suckin dic lol
    Kenny says:
    And your mamma was right next to her giving hand jobs to homeless men
    Enrique says:
    lol f u
    Kenny says:
    that's what the homeless men were saying
    Kenny says:
    "I wanna F you up"
     

    Shana

    bigmouth strikes again.
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    Kevy- I love that. It seriously sounds like something one of my friends would say...namely Pete. XD
     

    Avegaille

    Misaka Mikoto > you.
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    Okay, here's a convo I had recently...

    [03:11:32 PM] ~ jane ~ dam: bijui
    [03:11:40 PM] De melkboer : then i'd rather catch a pelipper,
    sharpedo, wailord
    [03:11:40 PM] Avegaille - : heke?!
    [03:11:42 PM] De melkboer : or the likes
    [03:11:42 PM] Avegaille - : NOOOOOOO
    [03:11:45 PM] Avegaille - : NOOOO
    [03:11:48 PM] (f) Crystal : Likes?
    [03:11:50 PM] De melkboer : O_o
    [03:11:54 PM] Avegaille - : not HAMTARO"S GIRLFRIEND!?
    [03:11:58 PM] ~ jane ~ dam: ect dude
    [03:11:58 PM] Avegaille - : .......................
    [03:12:02 PM] Avegaille - : heke?!
    [03:12:09 PM] ~ jane ~ dam: I SAID BIJUI!!!!!!!!!! NOT
    BIJOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    [03:12:09 PM] De melkboer : O_o
    [03:12:18 PM] De melkboer : lol
    [03:12:23 PM] Avegaille - : .........................................
    [03:12:25 PM] Avegaille - : heke?!
    [03:12:28 PM] (f) Crystal : Isn't that shut up in Chinese?
    [03:12:31 PM] ~ jane ~ dam: yup
    [03:12:34 PM] Avegaille - : I think so
    [03:12:35 PM] Avegaille - : ...........
    [03:13:03 PM] ~ jane ~ dam: -_- considering i'm the only one that
    speaks Cantonese i thought you guys would know what i
    meant
    [03:13:10 PM] Avegaille - : ...........................heke?
    [03:13:11 PM] ~ jane ~ dam: that's in Mandarin dude
    [03:13:19 PM] (f) Crystal : Meh I said Chinese dude
    [03:13:20 PM] Avegaille - : I thought you were refering to Hamtaro's
    girlfrerind

    Here's a new one recently...

    [03:46:20 PM] (f) Crystal : Geodude's animation is just showing off
    >_<
    [03:46:28 PM] De melkboer : what animaton?
    [03:46:29 PM] ~ jane ~ dam: which one?
    [03:46:37 PM] (f) Crystal : Geodude's
    [03:46:39 PM] Avegaille - : no, the real geodude
    [03:46:40 PM] Avegaille - : lol
    [03:46:41 PM] De melkboer : he has so many...
    [03:46:43 PM] Avegaille - : not the moderator
    [03:46:48 PM] De melkboer : oh, lol ^^;;
    [03:46:51 PM] Avegaille - : LOL
    [03:46:54 PM] (f) Crystal : Omg I'm talking about the Pokemon
    GEODUDE!!!!!!!!!
    [03:46:54 PM] ~ jane ~ dam: i meant which one as in Crystal or Emerald
    ---
    [03:46:56 PM] De melkboer : geodudes animation scares me...
    [03:47:00 PM] Avegaille - : LOL
    [03:47:02 PM] (f) Crystal : T_T T_T T_T T_T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Snivi

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    We are talking on MSN about LJ and customizing and she of course twists what I say in her mind ! XD


    ChatZ \\ Kari =) How can I be "in" when I'm a girl?! o.O;; says:
    I'll see if I can figure out this **** XD

    ~Satoshi's Doctor XD says:
    ok XD

    ~Satoshi's Doctor XD says:
    I had to play around with mine.

    ChatZ \\ Kari =) How can I be "in" when I'm a girl?! o.O;; says:
    XD!!!!!!!!!!

    ~Satoshi's Doctor XD says:
    Dont twist that!

    ~Satoshi's Doctor XD says:
    **** YOU! XD

    ChatZ \\ Kari =) How can I be "in" when I'm a girl?! o.O;; says:
    too late!

    ChatZ \\ Kari =) How can I be "in" when I'm a girl?! o.O;; says:
    XD

    ~Satoshi's Doctor XD says:
    XD

    ~Satoshi's Doctor XD says:
    Hense the **** YOU!

    ~Satoshi's Doctor XD says:
    XD

    ChatZ \\ Kari =) How can I be "in" when I'm a girl?! o.O;; says:
    XD!!
     

    Dark Sora

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    Kenny the wolf kitty says:
    I'm such a kick *** animation maker XD
    Eian~I beat FFX! says:
    XD
    Eian~I beat FFX! says:
    And Im such a kick *** person XD
    Kenny the wolf kitty says:
    XD
    Kenny the wolf kitty says:
    well I'm a kick *** gamer XD
    Eian~I beat FFX! says:
    no I is XD
    Kenny the wolf kitty says:
    you wish
    Eian~I beat FFX! says:
    I know you wish XD
    Kenny the wolf kitty says:
    XD
    Eian~I beat FFX! says:
    maybe one day you can have my skillz XD
    Kenny the wolf kitty says:
    XD
    Kenny the wolf kitty says:
    I would never want your crappy skills XD
    Eian~I beat FFX! says:
    yes you would,I mean I dont have crappy skillz XD
    Kenny the wolf kitty says:
    XD
    Eian~I beat FFX! says:
    you cant beat me sucka xD
    Kenny the wolf kitty says:
    Yes I can XD
    Eian~I beat FFX! says:
    ha!you're a sucka xD
    Kenny the wolf kitty says:
    shut up XD
    Eian~I beat FFX! says:
    nah,its fun to gloat XD
    Eian~I beat FFX! says:
    ohh!I can hurt you really bad!XD
    Kenny the wolf kitty says:
    XD
    Eian~I beat FFX! says:
    eat my skillz,you might get better
    Kenny the wolfy kitty says:
    Lick my nuts *pulls out a bag a peanuts*
    Eian~I beat FFX! says:
    XD
    Kenny the wolfy kitty says:
    And suck my balls *pulls out a case lollypops*
    Eian~I beat FFX! says:
    XD
    Eian~I beat FFX! says:
    taste a *****!*takes out a pussycat*XD
    Kenny the wolfy kitty says:
    I dont eat cats
    Kenny the wolfy kitty says:
    I'm a vegetarian XD
    Eian~I beat FFX! says:
    thats what suckas say,they dont want real meat XD
    Kenny the wolfy kitty says:
    XD
    Eian~I beat FFX! says:
    Im a real man,I eat meat
    Kenny the wolfy kitty says:
    So do i
    Kenny the wolfy kitty says:
    But not ***** XD
    Kenny the wolfy kitty says:
    pussycats, that is XD



    Such a good use of naughty words XD
     

    Peach

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    About our club convo XD

    ~Satoshi's Doctor XD sanoo:
    Ash: And the thing you used as your thermometer, ISN'T A THERMOMETER!

    ~Satoshi's Doctor XD sanoo:
    What happened? XD!

    ~*Peach*~ La Mis?rable sanoo:
    XD

    ~*Peach*~ La Mis?rable sanoo:
    I was so sure it was a thermometer XD

    ~*Peach*~ La Mis?rable sanoo:
    My mistake XD

    ~Satoshi's Doctor XD sanoo:
    XD

    ~Satoshi's Doctor XD sanoo:
    What was it? XD

    ~*Peach*~ La Mis?rable sanoo:
    Try to guess Toto-chan XD

    ~Satoshi's Doctor XD sanoo:
    Tell me.

    ~*Peach*~ La Mis?rable sanoo:
    You really don't know what I would **** to check if I had a fever?

    ~Satoshi's Doctor XD sanoo:
    OH!! XD
     
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